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Nighthawk · 04-05-2008, 12:13 PM

received some good jokes in emails

The banker saw his old friend Tom, an eighty-year
old rancher, in town.

Tom had lost his wife a year or so before and
rumor had it that he was
marrying a "mail order" bride. Being a good
friend, the banker asked
Tom if the rumor was true.

Tom assured him that it was.

The banker then asked Tom the age of his new
bride to be.

Tom proudly said, "She'll be twenty-one in
November."

Now the banker, being the wise man that he was,
could see that the
sexual appetite of a young woman could not be
satisfied by an
eighty-year-old man. Wanting his old friend's
remaining years to be
happy the banker tactfully suggested that Tom
should consider getting a
hired hand to help him out on the ranch, knowing
nature would take its
own course.

Tom thought this was a good idea and said he
would look for one that
afternoon.

About four months later, the banker ran into Tom
in town again.

"How's the new wife?", asked the banker.

Tom proudly said, "Good - She's pregnant."

The banker, happy that his sage advice had worked
out, continued, "And
how's the hired hand?"

Without hesitating, Tom said, "She's pregnant
too."

bunnyhunter12 · 04-05-2008, 02:43 PM

Marlin · 04-05-2008, 02:57 PM

ROTF - - That's a good un !!!!!

artabr · 04-06-2008, 01:36 AM

04-05-2008, 12:13 PM	#1
Nighthawk Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: South Central Texas Posts: 3,330	Mail order received some good jokes in emails The banker saw his old friend Tom, an eighty-year old rancher, in town. Tom had lost his wife a year or so before and rumor had it that he was marrying a "mail order" bride. Being a good friend, the banker asked Tom if the rumor was true. Tom assured him that it was. The banker then asked Tom the age of his new bride to be. Tom proudly said, "She'll be twenty-one in November." Now the banker, being the wise man that he was, could see that the sexual appetite of a young woman could not be satisfied by an eighty-year-old man. Wanting his old friend's remaining years to be happy the banker tactfully suggested that Tom should consider getting a hired hand to help him out on the ranch, knowing nature would take its own course. Tom thought this was a good idea and said he would look for one that afternoon. About four months later, the banker ran into Tom in town again. "How's the new wife?", asked the banker. Tom proudly said, "Good - She's pregnant." The banker, happy that his sage advice had worked out, continued, "And how's the hired hand?" Without hesitating, Tom said, "She's pregnant too." __________________ Our obligations to our country never cease but with our lives." --John Adams, letter to Benjamin Rush, April 18, 1808 NRA Life TSRA Life GOA Member -->

04-05-2008, 02:43 PM	#2
bunnyhunter12 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Newfoundland, Canada Posts: 1,090	Re: Mail order __________________ Quaerite Prime Regnum Dei~ Official motto of Newfoundland If guns are outlawed, only the government will have guns. Only the police, the secret police, the military, the hired servants of our rulers. Only the government --and a few outlaws. I intend to be among the outlaws. -- Edward Abbey in Abbey's Road, p.39 (Plume, 1979) -Smitty

04-05-2008, 02:57 PM	#3
Marlin TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever! Contributor Posts: 13,853	Re: Mail order ROTF - - That's a good un !!!!! __________________ *The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.* *The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.*

04-06-2008, 01:36 AM	#4
artabr Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: New Iberia, Louisiana Contributor Posts: 7,859	Re: Mail order __________________ God and the soldier we like adore, In times of trouble, not before. When troubles ended and all things righted, God is forgotten and the soldier is slighted. Francis Quarles 1592 - 1644 __________________ When asked for my race, I answer CauCajun. Hope is not a plan, and not all change is good. The resistance is here; the resistance is now. RESIST! These hands are neither cold nor are they dead!!