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Old 03-31-2008, 06:14 PM   #1
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Default The Red Dot

For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads. Most of
us have naively thought this was connected with marriage or religion,
but the Indian Embassy in Washington, D.C. has recently revealed the
true story.


When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union. On
her wedding night, the husband scratches off the dot to see whether he
has won a convenience store, a gas station, a donut shop or a motel in
the United States.


If 'nothing' is there, he must take a job in India answering telephones,
giving technical computer advice.
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Old 03-31-2008, 08:30 PM   #2
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Old 04-01-2008, 01:39 AM   #3
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Old 04-01-2008, 08:23 AM   #4
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Old 04-01-2008, 09:17 AM   #5
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Thats halarious. And could actually be true.
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Old 04-01-2008, 09:42 AM   #6
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New one for me! I agree with patrol!
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Old 04-03-2008, 10:46 PM   #7
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Too true. The AIR CANADA lost luggage call center is in India!!
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