Top Ten reasons God created Eve

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sherry748
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(5/31/02 5:16:22 am)
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10. God was worried that Adam would frequently
become lost in the garden because he would not
ask for directions.



9. God knew that one day Adam would require
someone to locate and hand him the remote.



8. God knew Adam would never go out and buy
himself a new fig leaf when his wore out and
would therefore need Eve to buy one for him.



7. God knew Adam would never be able to make
a doctor's, dentist, or haircut appointment
for himself.



6. God knew Adam would never remember which
night to put the garbage on the curb.



5. God knew if the world was to be populated,
men would never be able to handle the pain
and discomfort of childbearing.



4. As the Keeper of the Garden, Adam would
never remember where he left his tools.



3. Apparently, Adam needed someone to blame
his troubles on when God caught him hiding
in the garden.



2. As the Bible says, it is not good for man to be alone.



And the Number 1 reason why God created Eve...



1. When God finished the creation of Adam,
He stepped back, scratched his head, and said,
"I can do better than that!"



I hope you all have a great Friday and even better weekend!
Sherry



high2fly
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(5/31/02 5:51:42 am)
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Sherry, that is very good---every woman who reads it, will claim that every statement on there nails her own 'ADAM' exactly. Who do ladies mislead us all the time---allow us to think we are in charge---very clever, indeed!!! We've always allowed that you ladies were better looking, you wear your clothes nicer than we do ours, you're softer and smell better. Gotta be something in The Main Plan---very clever of Him. Wilborn

Tac401
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(5/31/02 11:27:52 am)
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Same to you Sherry!
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