And then the fight started . . . - The Firearms Forum

Pistolenschutze · 07-19-2008, 09:27 PM

When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive.... So, I took her to a gas station.....

And then the fight started....

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After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver’s license. To verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home.

I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later.

The woman said, “Unbutton your shirt.”

So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, “That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me,” and she processed my Social Security application.

When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office.

She said, “You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten
disability too.”

And then the fight started.....

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My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table.

My wife asked, “Do you know her?”
“Yes,” I sighed, “She’s my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn’t been sober since.”

”My God!” says my wife, ”Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?”

And then the fight started.....

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I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car.

You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny?

Yeah, well I couldn’t believe it.... he was a DWARF!!!

He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, “I AM NOT HAPPY!!!”

So, I looked down at him and said, “Well, then which one are you?”

And then the fight started.....

artabr · 07-19-2008, 11:39 PM

Art

Nighthawk · 07-20-2008, 09:04 AM

PPK 32 · 07-21-2008, 01:17 PM

USMC-03 · 07-21-2008, 04:21 PM

I was having a drink in a beer joint down in San Antonio when I heard some idiot Yankee yell "Why, if there had been a back door in the Alamo, there never would have been a Texas!"

And then the fight started...

Pistolenschutze · 07-21-2008, 04:24 PM

I was having a drink at a bar in Atlanta the other day, and some damnyankee yelled out, "General Sherman was a saint."

And then the fight started . . .

pawn · 07-30-2008, 01:27 PM

good stuff

TranterUK · 07-30-2008, 01:45 PM

I sat drinking Champagne with my French friends and said 'Its nice, but you cant beat the real thing' And then the fight started.

Pistolenschutze · 07-30-2008, 03:11 PM

I was talking with my English friend the other day and I said, "Glock pistols comprise the finest handgun designs ever produced."

And then the fight started . . .

TranterUK · 07-30-2008, 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pistolenschutze

I was talking with my English friend the other day and I said, "Glock pistols comprise the finest handgun designs ever produced."

And then the fight started . . .

Say what you will Pistol, I know that you know the real thing when you see it.

glocknut · 07-30-2008, 08:55 PM

A friend of mine was drunk one time and tried picking a fight with a midget who was sober. I guess the midget kicked the living daylights out of him....

mike
gn

07-19-2008, 09:27 PM	#1
Pistolenschutze Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Colorado Posts: 13,094	And then the fight started . . . When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive.... So, I took her to a gas station..... And then the fight started.... ******************************************************* After retiring, I went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked me for my driver’s license. To verify my age. I looked in my pockets and realized I had left my wallet at home. I told the woman that I was very sorry, but I would have to go home and come back later. The woman said, “Unbutton your shirt.” So I opened my shirt revealing my curly silver hair. She said, “That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me,” and she processed my Social Security application. When I got home, I excitedly told my wife about my experience at the Social Security office. She said, “You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too.” And then the fight started..... ***************************************************** My wife and I were sitting at a table at my high school reunion, and I kept staring at a drunken lady swigging her drink as she sat alone at a nearby table. My wife asked, “Do you know her?” “Yes,” I sighed, “She’s my old girlfriend. I understand she took to drinking right after we split up those many years ago, and I hear she hasn’t been sober since.” ”My God!” says my wife, ”Who would think a person could go on celebrating that long?” And then the fight started..... ***************************************************** I rear-ended a car this morning. So, there we were alongside the road and slowly the other driver got out of his car. You know how sometimes you just get soooo stressed and little things just seem funny? Yeah, well I couldn’t believe it.... he was a DWARF!!! He stormed over to my car, looked up at me, and shouted, “I AM NOT HAPPY!!!” So, I looked down at him and said, “Well, then which one are you?” And then the fight started..... __________________ --Pistolenschutze (Pistol Shooter)** -->

07-19-2008, 11:39 PM	#2
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07-20-2008, 09:04 AM	#3
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07-21-2008, 04:21 PM	#5
USMC-03 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Peoples Republic of the Pacific Northwest Posts: 1,825	Re: And then the fight started . . . I was having a drink in a beer joint down in San Antonio when I heard some idiot Yankee yell "Why, if there had been a back door in the Alamo, there never would have been a Texas!" And then the fight started... __________________ Let not the rifles of good and free men be reforged into plowshares, but may they rest in a place of honor; ready, well oiled and God willing unused. For if the price of peace becomes licking the boots of tyrants, then "To Arms!" I say, and may the fortunes of war smile upon patriots. - Fortes Fortuna Javat -

07-21-2008, 04:24 PM	#6
Pistolenschutze Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Colorado Posts: 13,094	Re: And then the fight started . . . I was having a drink at a bar in Atlanta the other day, and some damnyankee yelled out, "General Sherman was a saint." And then the fight started . . . __________________ --Pistolenschutze (Pistol Shooter)

07-30-2008, 01:27 PM	#7
pawn Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Crossville, TN Posts: 1,469	Re: And then the fight started . . . good stuff __________________ Take care when you get information. The truth is generally seen, rarely heard. -Balthasar Gracian

07-30-2008, 01:45 PM	#8
TranterUK Advanced Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Cambridge UK Posts: 5,103	Re: And then the fight started . . . I sat drinking Champagne with my French friends and said 'Its nice, but you cant beat the real thing' And then the fight started. __________________ DVC - Diligentia, Vis, Celeritas - Accuracy, Power, Speed. The light at the end of the recession tunnel IS a train coming the other way!

07-30-2008, 03:11 PM	#9
Pistolenschutze Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Colorado Posts: 13,094	Re: And then the fight started . . . I was talking with my English friend the other day and I said, "Glock pistols comprise the finest handgun designs ever produced." And then the fight started . . . __________________ --Pistolenschutze (Pistol Shooter)

07-30-2008, 08:55 PM	#11
glocknut Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: THE FORUM MASCOTT... Posts: 12,482	Re: And then the fight started . . . A friend of mine was drunk one time and tried picking a fight with a midget who was sober. I guess the midget kicked the living daylights out of him.... mike gn __________________ Where O where are you tonight? Why have you gone and left me alone? I searched to world over and a thought i found true love... You met another and PTThhh you were gone....