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glocknut · 11-03-2008, 11:23 AM

THE HILLBILLY VASECTOMY

After their 11th child, a Kentucky couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.

So the husband went to his physician and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children.

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive.
"A less costly alternative," said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb, light it, put it in a beer can,
then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10."

The hillbilly said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me."

"Trust me," said the doctor.

So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count!

"1"

"2"

"3"

"4"

"5"

At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and continued counting on his other hand.

This procedure also works in Tennessee, Alabama, Louisiana, Arkansas, Mississippi, Missouri, Florida, West Virginia and Washington DC.

300 H&H · 11-03-2008, 08:12 PM

Marlin · 11-03-2008, 08:47 PM

That is so BBAAADDDDDDDDD !!!!

PPK 32 · 11-04-2008, 01:33 PM

graehaven · 11-04-2008, 03:25 PM

LOL, that is just.............wrong.

pkcgbifaid · 11-05-2008, 08:26 AM

As someone from West Virginia, I just have to say... hmmm... well....

... ummm.... yeah, never mind.

jim summers · 11-07-2008, 12:49 PM

A hillbilly just can't get a break in this world.

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To Whom Much Is Given, Much Is Required.

cohoskip · 11-08-2008, 02:54 PM

Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America they shall no longer be referred to as Hillbillies.

You must refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS...

cwolfs69 · 11-16-2008, 06:01 AM

America · 11-20-2008, 04:05 PM

I don't get it but then I am from Arkansas. Maybe I can get Sister Mother to explain it later as we dine.

11-03-2008, 11:23 AM	#1
glocknut Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: THE FORUM MASCOTT... Posts: 12,482	THE HILLBILLY VASECTOMY... THE HILLBILLY VASECTOMY After their 11th child, a Kentucky couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his physician and told him that he and his cousin didn't want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem but that it was expensive. "A less costly alternative," said the doctor, "is to go home, get a cherry bomb, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10." The hillbilly said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest tool in the shed, but I don't see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me." "Trust me," said the doctor. So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count! "1" "2" "3" "4" "5" At which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and continued counting on his other hand. This procedure also works in Tennessee, Alabama, Louisiana, Arkansas, Mississippi, Missouri, Florida, West Virginia and Washington DC. __________________ Where O where are you tonight? Why have you gone and left me alone? I searched to world over and a thought i found true love... You met another and PTThhh you were gone.... -->

11-03-2008, 08:12 PM	#2
300 H&H Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Iowa Posts: 1,796	Re: THE HILLBILLY VASECTOMY...

11-03-2008, 08:47 PM	#3
Marlin TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever! Contributor Posts: 13,853	Re: THE HILLBILLY VASECTOMY... That is so BBAAADDDDDDDDD !!!! __________________ *The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.* *The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.*

11-04-2008, 01:33 PM	#4
PPK 32 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Frickin, Illinois Posts: 1,170	Re: THE HILLBILLY VASECTOMY...

11-04-2008, 03:25 PM	#5
graehaven Advanced Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Upstate NY Posts: 2,853	Re: THE HILLBILLY VASECTOMY... LOL, that is just.............wrong. __________________ The beauty of the second amendment is that it will not be needed until they try to take it." - Thomas Jefferson RESISTANCE IS FEUDAL... PREPARE TO SERVE.

11-05-2008, 08:26 AM	#6
pkcgbifaid V.I.P. Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Charleston, WV Contributor Posts: 490	Re: THE HILLBILLY VASECTOMY... As someone from West Virginia, I just have to say... hmmm... well.... ... ummm.... yeah, never mind. __________________ "...As to the species of exercise, I advise the gun. While this gives a moderate exercise to the body, it gives boldness, enterprise, and independence to the mind. Games played with the ball, and others of that nature, are too violent for the body, and stamp no character on the mind. Let your gun therefore be the constant companion of your walks." Thomas Jefferson

11-07-2008, 12:49 PM	#7
jim summers Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: I reside in southern Indiana, you can almost step out of my back door and be setting on Patoka Lake Posts: 1,056	Re: THE HILLBILLY VASECTOMY... A hillbilly just can't get a break in this world. ____________________________________ To Whom Much Is Given, Much Is Required.

11-08-2008, 02:54 PM	#8
cohoskip V.I.P. Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Summer: Chimacum, WA; Winter: Casa Grande, AZ Posts: 189	Re: THE HILLBILLY VASECTOMY... Due to the climate of political correctness now pervading America they shall no longer be referred to as Hillbillies. You must refer to them as APPALACHIAN-AMERICANS... __________________ To err is human, to forgive divine Neither is Marine Corps policy... NRA Life Member

11-16-2008, 06:01 AM	#9
cwolfs69 Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 1	Re: THE HILLBILLY VASECTOMY...

11-20-2008, 04:05 PM	#10
America Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: From Sea to Sea Posts: 11	Re: THE HILLBILLY VASECTOMY... I don't get it but then I am from Arkansas. Maybe I can get Sister Mother to explain it later as we dine.