Ventriloquist and the Indian Chief - The Firearms Forum

ampaterry · 01-13-2009, 09:36 AM

This is the story of Bob, who after spending time learning to be a ventriloquist, visited his old boyhood N/A friend who had become Chief of his tribe. The Chief is walking Bob around the area, showing off his land and possessions, when Bob decides to have some fun with him, who knows nothing of ventriloquism.
First, the Chief shows off his cattle.
Bob: "Chief, do you ever talk to your bull?"
Chief: "Bull no talk!"
Bob: "I bet you never even tried! Bull, what do you think of the Chief?"
Bull: "He gives me plenty of water, green grass, and keeps lots of cows around for me. I like the Chief!"
Chief: "Hmmm!"
Now they come to the Chiefs horse.
Bob: "Chief, do you ever talk to your horse?"
Chief: "Horse no talk!"
Bob: "I bet you never even tried! Horse, what do you think of the Chief?"
Horse: "He gives me plenty of food and water, paints me up when we go into battle, and keeps me supplied with mares. I like the Chief!"
Chief: "Hmmm!"
Bob next notices the Chiefs sheep.
Bob: "Chief, do you ever talk to your sheep?"
Chief: "Sheep lie!"

Marlin · 01-13-2009, 09:46 AM

Crpdeth · 01-13-2009, 11:38 AM

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm still laughing!

Crpdeth

Nighthawk · 01-13-2009, 03:45 PM

artabr · 01-13-2009, 10:03 PM

Art

01-13-2009, 09:36 AM	#1
ampaterry TFF Admin Staff Chaplain Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: West Tennessee Contributor Posts: 6,301	Ventriloquist and the Indian Chief This is the story of Bob, who after spending time learning to be a ventriloquist, visited his old boyhood N/A friend who had become Chief of his tribe. The Chief is walking Bob around the area, showing off his land and possessions, when Bob decides to have some fun with him, who knows nothing of ventriloquism. First, the Chief shows off his cattle. Bob: "Chief, do you ever talk to your bull?" Chief: "Bull no talk!" Bob: "I bet you never even tried! Bull, what do you think of the Chief?" Bull: "He gives me plenty of water, green grass, and keeps lots of cows around for me. I like the Chief!" Chief: "Hmmm!" Now they come to the Chiefs horse. Bob: "Chief, do you ever talk to your horse?" Chief: "Horse no talk!" Bob: "I bet you never even tried! Horse, what do you think of the Chief?" Horse: "He gives me plenty of food and water, paints me up when we go into battle, and keeps me supplied with mares. I like the Chief!" Chief: "Hmmm!" Bob next notices the Chiefs sheep. Bob: "Chief, do you ever talk to your sheep?" Chief: "Sheep lie!" __________________ A woman who demands further gun control legislation is like a chicken who roots for Colonel Sanders. Larry Elder -->

01-13-2009, 09:46 AM	#2
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01-13-2009, 11:38 AM	#3
Crpdeth Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Location: Location Contributor Posts: 8,247	Re: Ventriloquist and the Indian Chief LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm still laughing! Crpdeth __________________ Our greatest pretenses are built up not to hide the evil and the ugly in us, but our emptiness. The hardest thing to hide is something that is not there. ~Eric Hoffer

01-13-2009, 03:45 PM	#4
Nighthawk Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: South Central Texas Posts: 3,330	Re: Ventriloquist and the Indian Chief __________________ Our obligations to our country never cease but with our lives." --John Adams, letter to Benjamin Rush, April 18, 1808 NRA Life TSRA Life GOA Member

01-13-2009, 10:03 PM	#5
artabr Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: New Iberia, Louisiana Contributor Posts: 7,859	Re: Ventriloquist and the Indian Chief Art __________________ God and the soldier we like adore, In times of trouble, not before. When troubles ended and all things righted, God is forgotten and the soldier is slighted. Francis Quarles 1592 - 1644 __________________ When asked for my race, I answer CauCajun. Hope is not a plan, and not all change is good. The resistance is here; the resistance is now. RESIST! These hands are neither cold nor are they dead!!