MARIJUANA FILLED FIREWOOD - The Firearms Forum

cycloneman · 01-28-2009, 10:43 AM

'Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?'

'Yes. What can I do for you?'

'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith....He's hidin'
Marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside
them logs, but he's hidin' it there..'

'Thank you very much for the call, sir.'

The next day, twelve Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They
Search the shed where the firewood is kept.

Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana.
They sneer at Virgil and leave.

Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house.

'Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?'

'Yeah!'

'Did they chop your firewood?'

'Yep!'

'Happy Birthday, buddy!'

pinecone70 · 01-28-2009, 12:59 PM

Ha! Good one!!

21bravo · 01-28-2009, 02:21 PM

i wish id been that smart 2 weekends ago!! me, my uncle, cousin, and grandpa had to split 4 ton dumptruck loads of firewood ... i mean packd and stacked rounded over the buckboard's loads started at 0945 and didnt stop till 1830

Nighthawk · 01-28-2009, 03:22 PM

Lori Mick · 01-28-2009, 03:47 PM

good one! I've got to send that to a police chief friend of mine!

01-28-2009, 10:43 AM	#1
cycloneman Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Louisiana Posts: 7,407	MARIJUANA FILLED FIREWOOD 'Hello, is this the Sheriff's Office?' 'Yes. What can I do for you?' 'I'm calling to report 'bout my neighbor Virgil Smith....He's hidin' Marijuana inside his firewood! Don't quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he's hidin' it there..' 'Thank you very much for the call, sir.' The next day, twelve Sheriff's Deputies descend on Virgil's house. They Search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood, but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave. Shortly, the phone rings at Virgil's house. 'Hey, Virgil! This here's Floyd....Did the Sheriff come?' 'Yeah!' 'Did they chop your firewood?' 'Yep!' 'Happy Birthday, buddy!' -->

01-28-2009, 12:59 PM	#2
pinecone70 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Minnesota Gal! Posts: 4,730	Re: MARIJUANA FILLED FIREWOOD Ha! Good one!! __________________ _____________________________________________ "Miss Scarlet, in the library...with a revolver...."

01-28-2009, 02:21 PM	#3
21bravo Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: wilkes county, nc Posts: 790	Re: MARIJUANA FILLED FIREWOOD i wish id been that smart 2 weekends ago!! me, my uncle, cousin, and grandpa had to split 4 ton dumptruck loads of firewood ... i mean packd and stacked rounded over the buckboard's loads started at 0945 and didnt stop till 1830

01-28-2009, 03:22 PM	#4
Nighthawk Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: South Central Texas Posts: 3,330	Re: MARIJUANA FILLED FIREWOOD __________________ Our obligations to our country never cease but with our lives." --John Adams, letter to Benjamin Rush, April 18, 1808 NRA Life TSRA Life GOA Member

01-28-2009, 03:47 PM	#5
Lori Mick Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Stuck in Upstate NY for a while Posts: 2,374	Re: MARIJUANA FILLED FIREWOOD good one! I've got to send that to a police chief friend of mine! __________________ It's a Brand New Day! Make it an awesome one! "No one outside myself can rule me inwardly. Knowing this I become wholly free."