lo profile elephant guns - The Firearms Forum

2ndamendment4life · 02-08-2009, 01:47 AM

Which are the most easy concealed elephant guns, like for example if you had to carry one in a store or a mall? The 8 gauge is my choice but I know there are not many around anymore. lol

GojuBrian · 02-08-2009, 02:57 AM

I'd go with the hi-point .20147 caliber tactical scatter revolver with trijicon laser handlebars and ultra concealed transistor shockwave conductors. It's made by smith & barney and is availiable at most wal-marts in the pharmacy section near the condoms and pantyhose straighteners.

2ndamendment4life · 02-08-2009, 03:33 AM

I never heard of that one. I heard of Smith and Wesson but not Smith and Barney. haha. Your putting me on! Yur funny!

How about the Desert Eagle?

ponycar17 · 02-08-2009, 08:52 AM

The Desert Chihuahua is very concealable and comes in two calibers; small yelp and large yelp... I'd carry the large yelp anywhere! It's a small gun that THINKS it's a big gun and it isn't afraid to take on Buffalo or Elephant given the proper opportunity. Of course, you are required to carry a pooper scooper to clean up your brass for reloading.

delta13soultaker · 02-08-2009, 05:00 PM

Isn't it unsporting to shoot elephants with anything more than a 28 gauge?

CampingJosh · 02-08-2009, 07:31 PM

This is what I'd have to recommend.
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ponycar17 · 02-08-2009, 08:18 PM

OK, that's funny!

CampingJosh · 02-08-2009, 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by ponycar17

OK, that's funny!

I can't take credit; I found it online.
I'm no Photoshop wizard... I only have a very limited edition of v. 5.0 that came with my camera 5 years ago.
But whoever did it came up with something good!

ponycar17 · 02-08-2009, 09:13 PM

Download Gimp from the following link Josh.

http://www.gimp.org/

It's what I use for editing photos here and there. It takes a LOT of practice but eventually the program is just as good as PhotoShop to the amateur such as myself.

obxned · 02-08-2009, 10:46 PM

Send me $29.95 and I will direct a special force field around you that will prevent any mall elephants from bothering you.

But wait... for just $99.95 we can extend this protection to your entire extended family (for an additional $9.95. your mother-in-law will not be protected).

delta13soultaker · 02-09-2009, 08:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by obxned

Send me $29.95 and I will direct a special force field around you that will prevent any mall elephants from bothering you.

But wait... for just $99.95 we can extend this protection to your entire extended family (for an additional $9.95. your mother-in-law will not be protected).

Can we buy that on 3.5" floppies or just CD's?

CampingJosh · 02-09-2009, 09:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ponycar17

Download Gimp from the following link Josh.

http://www.gimp.org/

It's what I use for editing photos here and there. It takes a LOT of practice but eventually the program is just as good as PhotoShop to the amateur such as myself.

OOOOOOO!

Thanks, Pony!

Vladimir · 02-09-2009, 10:09 AM

There's other ways of getting the real Photoshop if you want it

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This is probably your best bet for low profile elephant hunting.

delta13soultaker · 02-09-2009, 12:47 PM

Wow. I had a feeling it wasn't going to go well when he canted his head down to the scope instead of bringing the weapon up to line-of-sight. Sheesh.

Those over-sized revolvers with muzzle breaks 'n stuff are absurd. It's kind of like if you saw a guy who modified his compound bow to launch 6' javalin spears...that crosses my mind when I see those giant .500 Magnum revolver in the shops....instead of coming with a law mandated lock they should come with a football helmet.

But hey, whatever floats your boat; It's a free country.

Vladimir · 02-09-2009, 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by delta13soultaker

But hey, whatever floats your boat; It's a free country.

Wait... since when?

1.s.1.k · 02-25-2009, 08:43 AM

mall elephant wellll...
A real man dont need anything bigger then this.......

1.s.1.k · 02-25-2009, 08:49 AM

or try this if you can find a big @$$ iwb holster

02-08-2009, 01:47 AM	#1
2ndamendment4life Former Guest Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 5	lo profile elephant guns Which are the most easy concealed elephant guns, like for example if you had to carry one in a store or a mall? The 8 gauge is my choice but I know there are not many around anymore. lol -->

02-08-2009, 02:57 AM	#2
GojuBrian Former Guest Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Arkansas Posts: 62	Re: lo profile elephant guns I'd go with the hi-point .20147 caliber tactical scatter revolver with trijicon laser handlebars and ultra concealed transistor shockwave conductors. It's made by smith & barney and is availiable at most wal-marts in the pharmacy section near the condoms and pantyhose straighteners.

02-08-2009, 03:33 AM	#3
2ndamendment4life Former Guest Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 5	Re: lo profile elephant guns I never heard of that one. I heard of Smith and Wesson but not Smith and Barney. haha. Your putting me on! Yur funny! How about the Desert Eagle? Last edited by 2ndamendment4life; 02-08-2009 at 03:35 AM..

02-08-2009, 08:52 AM	#4
ponycar17 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: South Carolina Contributor Posts: 4,884	Re: lo profile elephant guns The Desert Chihuahua is very concealable and comes in two calibers; small yelp and large yelp... I'd carry the large yelp anywhere! It's a small gun that THINKS it's a big gun and it isn't afraid to take on Buffalo or Elephant given the proper opportunity. Of course, you are required to carry a pooper scooper to clean up your brass for reloading. __________________ Arm yourself with intellectual Ammunition! Gunfacts 5.1 Myth-Busting Facts JustFacts.com on Gun Control Stopping Power, the Downloadable Book

02-08-2009, 05:00 PM	#5
delta13soultaker Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Depends on Uncle Sam's whim every 3 yrs. Posts: 2,948	Re: lo profile elephant guns Isn't it unsporting to shoot elephants with anything more than a 28 gauge? __________________ Never say die! "A nation who forgets its defenders is soon forgotten itself." "A good shot must necessarily be a good man since the essence of good marksmanship is self-control and self-control is the essential quality of a good man." – Theodore Roosevelt

02-08-2009, 07:31 PM	#6
CampingJosh TFF Moderator/Host Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Indiana Contributor Posts: 4,798	Re: lo profile elephant guns This is what I'd have to recommend. __________________ Nothing posted on TheFirearmsForum.com constitutes legal, accounting, gunsmithing, or other professional advice. Readers are encouraged to consult with qualified professionals for real advice. Your life is lived at your own risk. Don't blame me for the dumb things you do.

02-08-2009, 08:18 PM	#7
ponycar17 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: South Carolina Contributor Posts: 4,884	Re: lo profile elephant guns OK, that's funny! __________________ Arm yourself with intellectual Ammunition! Gunfacts 5.1 Myth-Busting Facts JustFacts.com on Gun Control Stopping Power, the Downloadable Book

02-08-2009, 09:13 PM	#9
ponycar17 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: South Carolina Contributor Posts: 4,884	Re: lo profile elephant guns Download Gimp from the following link Josh. http://www.gimp.org/ It's what I use for editing photos here and there. It takes a LOT of practice but eventually the program is just as good as PhotoShop to the amateur such as myself. __________________ Arm yourself with intellectual Ammunition! Gunfacts 5.1 Myth-Busting Facts JustFacts.com on Gun Control Stopping Power, the Downloadable Book

02-08-2009, 10:46 PM	#10
obxned Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 1,342	Re: lo profile elephant guns Send me $29.95 and I will direct a special force field around you that will prevent any mall elephants from bothering you. But wait... for just $99.95 we can extend this protection to your entire extended family (for an additional $9.95. your mother-in-law will not be protected). __________________ Proud member of a North Carolina Committee of Safety "If we loose Freedom here, there's no place to escape to. This is the Last Stand on Earth!" Ronald Reagan

02-09-2009, 10:09 AM	#13
Vladimir Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Issaquah WA Posts: 3,558	Re: lo profile elephant guns There's other ways of getting the real Photoshop if you want it . This is probably your best bet for low profile elephant hunting. __________________ -JVRR меня зовут Владимир или Джеймс. Я знаю только немного русский язык (я американец, но мой пра дедушка русски). STEAM (CSS, TF2, etc): Ask me! Xbox LIVE! GT: "Vlad is Rad" PS3 PSN: "Vlad_Is_Rad"

02-09-2009, 12:47 PM	#14
delta13soultaker Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Depends on Uncle Sam's whim every 3 yrs. Posts: 2,948	Re: lo profile elephant guns Wow. I had a feeling it wasn't going to go well when he canted his head down to the scope instead of bringing the weapon up to line-of-sight. Sheesh. Those over-sized revolvers with muzzle breaks 'n stuff are absurd. It's kind of like if you saw a guy who modified his compound bow to launch 6' javalin spears...that crosses my mind when I see those giant .500 Magnum revolver in the shops....instead of coming with a law mandated lock they should come with a football helmet. But hey, whatever floats your boat; It's a free country. __________________ Never say die! "A nation who forgets its defenders is soon forgotten itself." "A good shot must necessarily be a good man since the essence of good marksmanship is self-control and self-control is the essential quality of a good man." – Theodore Roosevelt

02-25-2009, 08:43 AM	#16
1.s.1.k V.I.P. Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 51	Re: lo profile elephant guns mall elephant wellll... A real man dont need anything bigger then this....... Attached Images

02-25-2009, 08:49 AM	#17
1.s.1.k V.I.P. Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 51	Re: lo profile elephant guns or try this if you can find a big @$$ iwb holster Attached Images