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02-19-2009, 12:31 PM
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Cajun Confession
Cajun Confession
Boudreaux was feeling guilty, so he went to confession. "Father, I kinda took a little lumber from that new construction site." Priest: "What did you do with the lumber, my son?" Boudreaux: "Well, Father, my porch, she's had a hole for a long time. I'm 'fraid someone will break their leg, so I fix the hole." Priest: "Well, that's not so bad." Boudreaux: "Well, Father, I had a little lumber left." Priest: "What did you do with it?" Boudreaux: "Well, my poor dog, Phideaux, he ain't never had no place to get outta the weather, so I make him his own little doghouse." Priest: "OK, anything else?" Boudreaux: "Well, Father, I had a little lumber left. So you know, my truck, she ain't never had no place to get outta de weather either, so I make her a two car garage." Priest: "Now, this is getting a little out of hand." Boudreaux: "Well, Father, I still had a little lumber left." Priest: "Yes?" Boudreaux: "Well, my wife, she always want a bigger house. So I add two bedrooms and a new bathroom." Priest: "OK! That's definitely too much. For your penance, you are going to have to make a Novena. You do know how to make a Novena, don't you?" Boudreaux: "No, Father... But, if you got the plans, I got the lumber." The guy that sent me this is named J. Boudreaux.   Art
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02-19-2009, 01:05 PM
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Re: Cajun Confession
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02-19-2009, 03:12 PM
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Re: Cajun Confession
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02-20-2009, 01:57 AM
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Re: Cajun Confession
That was worth a laugh!
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02-20-2009, 07:44 AM
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Re: Cajun Confession
Just substitute Obama for Boudreaux & our tax money for lumber.
And the joke turns into reality 
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02-20-2009, 07:46 AM
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Re: Cajun Confession
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Point well made!! Art
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