A Marine, a S.E.A.L, and a Green Beret are all interviewing to be part of the CIA. All are neck in neck for the job. On the last test they start with the Marine. The give him a 9mm tell him to walk into this room and kill the person inside. He walks in and his wife is sitting there. He stops, thinks about it, turns, walks out and says that he can't do it. Next is the SEAL, he walks in there sees his wife sitting there. He stops and turns around and says I can't do it. Last is the Green Beret, he walks in there and before the door shuts he opens fire. Then all you hear is a fight followed by screems. After about 5 minutes of this he walks out covered in blood and says "Some idiot loaded the gun with blanks, so I had to beat her to death with it"
Before any one gets upset. This was told to me by my best friend a former Green Beret and Gulf War Vet.