AH, SENIOR MOMENTS! - The Firearms Forum

TF118 · 03-27-2003, 06:11 PM

This is a true story. An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon
returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her
vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her voice, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it!

Get out of the car!"

The four men didn't wait for a second invitation. They got out and ran like
mad!

The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and get into the driver's seat. She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and then it dawned on her why. A few minutes later she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down. She loaded her bags into the car and then drove to the police station.

The sergeant to whom she told the story nearly tore himself in two with
laughter. He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men
were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white,
less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large
handgun.

No charges were filed.

SouthernMoss · 04-01-2003, 10:38 PM

I love it! That's the kind of little old lady I'll be one day...we'll, except for the carjacking part...

03-27-2003, 06:11 PM	#1
TF118 V.I.P. Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: VERMONT Posts: 437	AH, SENIOR MOMENTS! This is a true story. An elderly Florida lady did her shopping and, upon returning to her car, found four males in the act of leaving with her vehicle. She dropped her shopping bags and drew her handgun, proceeding to scream at the top of her voice, "I have a gun, and I know how to use it! Get out of the car!" The four men didn't wait for a second invitation. They got out and ran like mad! The lady, somewhat shaken, then proceeded to load her shopping bags into the back of the car and get into the driver's seat. She was so shaken that she could not get her key into the ignition. She tried and tried, and then it dawned on her why. A few minutes later she found her own car parked four or five spaces farther down. She loaded her bags into the car and then drove to the police station. The sergeant to whom she told the story nearly tore himself in two with laughter. He pointed to the other end of the counter, where four pale men were reporting a car jacking by a mad, elderly woman described as white, less than five feet tall, glasses, curly white hair, and carrying a large handgun. No charges were filed. __________________ Click here to visit the Gulf War Veteran forums --> Last edited by TF118; 03-27-2003 at 06:13 PM..

04-01-2003, 10:38 PM	#2
SouthernMoss Admin Tech Staff Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: SW MS Contributor Posts: 10,651	I love it! That's the kind of little old lady I'll be one day...we'll, except for the carjacking part...