bobby and cooter - The Firearms Forum

fedupdon · 05-01-2009, 07:16 AM

Bobby died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly.

The morgue needed someone to identify the body,
so they sent for his two best friends, Cooter and Gomer.
The three men had always done everything together.

Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet,

Cooter said, 'Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over.'

The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said, 'Nope, ain't Bobby'
The mortician thought this was rather strange.

So he brought Gomer in to confirm the identity of the body.

Gomer looked at the body and said, 'Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over.'

The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, 'No, it ain't Bobby'
The mortician asked, 'How can you tell?'

Gomer said, 'Well, Bobby had two assholes.

'He had two assholes?' asked the mortician.

'Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say,

'There's Bobby with them two assholes..'

Tony22-250 · 05-01-2009, 07:49 AM

ha ha ha nice

gdmoody · 05-01-2009, 09:27 PM

That is funny

artabr · 05-02-2009, 01:54 AM

Art

05-01-2009, 07:16 AM	#1
fedupdon V.I.P. Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 307	bobby and cooter Bobby died in a fire and his body was burned pretty badly. The morgue needed someone to identify the body, so they sent for his two best friends, Cooter and Gomer. The three men had always done everything together. Cooter arrived first, and when the mortician pulled back the sheet, Cooter said, 'Yup, his face is burned up pretty bad. You better roll him over.' The mortician rolled him over and Cooter said, 'Nope, ain't Bobby' The mortician thought this was rather strange. So he brought Gomer in to confirm the identity of the body. Gomer looked at the body and said, 'Yup, he's pretty well burnt up. Roll him over.' The mortician rolled him over and Gomer said, 'No, it ain't Bobby' The mortician asked, 'How can you tell?' Gomer said, 'Well, Bobby had two assholes. 'He had two assholes?' asked the mortician. 'Yup, we never seen 'em, but everybody used to say, 'There's Bobby with them two assholes..' -->

05-01-2009, 07:49 AM	#2
Tony22-250 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Snellville, GA Posts: 1,146	Re: bobby and cooter ha ha ha nice __________________ Bullets change governments far surer than votes. The most powerful weapon you can buy isn't a .50 caliber. It's a Senate Seat.... "When injustice becomes law, then resistance becomes duty." Thomas Jefferson

05-01-2009, 09:27 PM	#3
gdmoody Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Northeast Georgia Contributor Posts: 6,407	Re: bobby and cooter That is funny __________________ NRA Endowment Member GeorgiaCarry.Org Member Retired US Army Postal Worker Personally, I carry a gun because I'm too young to die and too old to take an ass whoopin'.....author unknown (but obviously brilliant)

05-02-2009, 01:54 AM	#4
artabr Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: New Iberia, Louisiana Contributor Posts: 7,859	Re: bobby and cooter Art __________________ God and the soldier we like adore, In times of trouble, not before. When troubles ended and all things righted, God is forgotten and the soldier is slighted. Francis Quarles 1592 - 1644 __________________ When asked for my race, I answer CauCajun. Hope is not a plan, and not all change is good. The resistance is here; the resistance is now. RESIST! These hands are neither cold nor are they dead!!