YA KIN TAKE THAT TO BED WITH YA!!!! - The Firearms Forum

rooter · 05-07-2009, 03:59 PM

A study worth sharing:

A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has
Revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on
a man can differ depending on where she is in her
Menstrual cycle. For example: If she is ovulating, she is
Attracted to men with rugged and
Masculine features.

However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends
To be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his
Mouth and a spear lodged in his chest while he is on fire.

No further studies are expected.

rooter · 05-07-2009, 04:00 PM

Woman's Annual Exam

Went to the doctor for my yearly physical.

The nurse starts with certain basics.

'How much do you weigh?' she asks.

'135,' I say.

The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 180.

The nurse asks, 'Your height?'

'5 foot 7 inches,' I say.

The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5'5.

She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high.

'Of course it's high!' I scream. 'When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!'

She put me on Prozac.

What a bitch!

~life is good~

05-07-2009, 03:59 PM	#1
rooter VMBB Senior Chief Of Staff Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Marty Robbins old hometown, Glendale Arizona--a suburb of Phoenix. Contributor Posts: 9,271	YA KIN TAKE THAT TO BED WITH YA!!!! A study worth sharing: A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has Revealed that the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending on where she is in her Menstrual cycle. For example: If she is ovulating, she is Attracted to men with rugged and Masculine features. However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal, she tends To be more attracted to a man with duct tape over his Mouth and a spear lodged in his chest while he is on fire. No further studies are expected. __________________ -->

05-07-2009, 04:00 PM	#2
rooter VMBB Senior Chief Of Staff Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Marty Robbins old hometown, Glendale Arizona--a suburb of Phoenix. Contributor Posts: 9,271	Re: YA KIN TAKE THAT TO BED WITH YA!!!! Woman's Annual Exam Went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse starts with certain basics. 'How much do you weigh?' she asks. '135,' I say. The nurse puts me on the scale. It turns out my weight is 180. The nurse asks, 'Your height?' '5 foot 7 inches,' I say. The nurse checks and sees that I only measure 5'5. She then takes my blood pressure and tells me it is very high. 'Of course it's high!' I scream. 'When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!' She put me on Prozac. What a bitch! ~life is good~ __________________