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Old 04-03-2003, 04:53 PM   #1
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Default The 21 Thinnest Books

The 21 Thinnest Books

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FrontPageMagazine.com | March 17, 2003

21. HOW I SERVED MY COUNTRY, by Jane Fonda
20. MY BEAUTY SECRETS, by Janet Reno
19. HOW TO BUILD YOUR OWN AIRPLANE, by John Denver
18. MY SUPER BOWL HIGHLIGHTS, by Dan Marino
17. THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BILL, by Hillary Clinton
16. MY LITTLE BOOK OF PERSONAL HYGIENE, by Osama Bin Laden
15. THINGS I CANNOT AFFORD, by Bill Gates
14. THINGS I WOULD NOT DO FOR MONEY, by Dennis Rodman
13. MY WILD YEARS, by Al Gore
12. AMELIA EARHART'S GUIDE TO THE PACIFIC
11. AMERICA'S MOST POPULAR LAWYERS
10. DETROIT: A Travel Guide
9. A COLLECTION of MOTIVATIONAL SPEECHES, by Dr. Jack Kevorkian
8. EVERYTHING MEN KNOW ABOUT WOMEN
7. EVERYTHING WOMEN KNOW ABOUT MEN
6. ALL THE MEN I HAVE LOVED BEFORE, by Ellen DeGeneres
5. MIKE TYSON'S GUIDE TO DATING ETIQUETTE
4. SPOTTED OWL RECIPES, by the EPA
3. THE AMISH PHONE DIRECTORY
2. MY PLAN TO FIND THE REAL KILLERS, by O. J. Simpson

And the world's Number One Thinnest Book ....

1. MY BOOK OF MORALS - by Bill Clinton, with introduction by The Rev. Jesse Jackson

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Old 04-03-2003, 05:23 PM   #2
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Haven't seen this one before...it's a keeper!...
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How 'bout:
MY PRAISE OF THE WISDOM OF IOWA VOTERS- by Hillary Clinton,
................................................................with an introduction by Rudy Guliani
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They're so short, even the Libs can finish them.
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"American Disposable Income After Election of a Democratic President"
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Old 01-07-2008, 05:22 PM   #7
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"American Disposable Income After Election of a Democratic President"
Amen to that one Pistol catfish
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Old 01-07-2008, 09:21 PM   #8
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Dang! Pistol is an author!
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One Hundred Things To Do With Stale Chocolate. (SoMoss)

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Or with left-over Peeps at Easter! :::::ducking:::::
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