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fedupdon · 06-15-2009, 11:47 AM

Guts or balls

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Guts or Balls?

There
is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or
balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort
to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below:

GUTS -
Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by
your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still
cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?'

BALLS - Is coming home
late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer,
lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the
balls to say: You're next, Chubby.'

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

Medically speaking there is no difference in the outcome. Both result in death

whitemach · 06-15-2009, 07:03 PM

GEEZ guess i only have GUTS

Mr. Nameless · 06-15-2009, 08:04 PM

I'de be dead for either....

kutaho · 06-17-2009, 09:00 PM

She aint choked me with my guts or removed any part of my anatomy, so i guess i'm house broke

jim summers · 06-17-2009, 09:32 PM

By these difinitions i don't have either. Sorry guys i like living to much

06-15-2009, 11:47 AM	#1
fedupdon V.I.P. Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 307	guts or balls Guts or balls -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Guts or Balls? There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having guts or balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions are listed below: GUTS - Is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: 'Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?' BALLS - Is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: You're next, Chubby.' I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. Medically speaking there is no difference in the outcome. Both result in death -->

06-15-2009, 07:03 PM	#2
whitemach V.I.P. Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: U.S.A Posts: 109	Re: guts or balls GEEZ guess i only have GUTS __________________ the best way for evil men to succeed,is for good men to do nothing,,,,down with socialism

06-15-2009, 08:04 PM	#3
Mr. Nameless Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Coast of N.C. Posts: 1,264	Re: guts or balls I'de be dead for either.... __________________ Signed ~BMP Two classifications of terrorist dead and not dead enough

06-17-2009, 09:00 PM	#4
kutaho Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Peoples Republic of the Pacific Northwest Posts: 1,852	Re: guts or balls She aint choked me with my guts or removed any part of my anatomy, so i guess i'm house broke __________________ No man stands in the same river twice If all else fails grab a rock Mi Taku oyasin

06-17-2009, 09:32 PM	#5
jim summers Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: I reside in southern Indiana, you can almost step out of my back door and be setting on Patoka Lake Posts: 1,056	Re: guts or balls By these difinitions i don't have either. Sorry guys i like living to much __________________ To Whom Much Is Given, Much Is Required.