You Might Be A Redneck - Different Take - The Firearms Forum

Bubblehead · 06-17-2009, 10:10 AM

You Might Be a Redneck if...a different take

We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are made of. I hope I am one of those. If you feel the same, pass this on to your redneck friends. Ya'll know who ya’ll are.

You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God.'

You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.

You might be a redneck if: You still say ' Christmas' instead of 'Winter Festival.'

You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when someone prays.

You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.

You might be a redneck if: You treat our armed forces veterans with great respect, and always have.

You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an American flag, nor intend to.

You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and raised your kids to do the same.

You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend.

God Bless the USA !

Keep the fire burning, redneck friend.

IF YOU DON'T STAND BEHIND OUR TROOPS FEEL FREE TO STAND IN FRONT OF THEM .

IN GOD WE TRUST

45nut · 06-17-2009, 10:21 AM

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Originally Posted by jmdeupree

You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.

By God, I am a redneck and proud to be one. As I have stated many times, my long hair can't hide my redneck.

OBrien · 06-17-2009, 01:07 PM

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Originally Posted by jmdeupree

IF YOU DON'T STAND BEHIND OUR TROOPS FEEL FREE TO STAND IN FRONT OF THEM .

No I don't think any service member wants those idiots getting in our way and slowing us down. Just have them walk through towns in the middle east and "talking" to insurgents nicely. That would be reality tv at its best. And you might be a redneck if you want to see a show like that.

Just One Shot · 06-17-2009, 01:44 PM

Good post!

armedandsafe · 06-17-2009, 02:07 PM

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You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an American flag, nor intend to.

Actually, I have thought of burning the flag. After wrapping some ... well, you know ...in it and pouring on the gasoline.

Then I thought that it might be too good for such a person to go out that way.

Pops

artabr · 06-17-2009, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by 45nut

By God, I am a redneck and proud to be one. As I have stated many times, my long hair can't hide my redneck.

You mean I'm not the only long hair on here?

It's great to be a conservative incognito, you get to sneak up on the libs and slap them around with reality.

Great post, Jmdeupree.
This country would be in a whole lot worse shape if not for the efforts of hard working Americans.

Art

AL MOUNT · 06-17-2009, 04:21 PM

I have helped burn many flags....

Four years as Chaplin, American Legion Post 283....

kutaho · 06-17-2009, 06:41 PM

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Originally Posted by artabr

You mean I'm not the only long hair on here?

It's great to be a conservative incognito, you get to sneak up on the libs and slap them around with reality.

Great post, Jmdeupree.
This country would be in a whole lot worse shape if not for the efforts of hard working Americans.

Art

+ i also

No your not the only long haired country boy

sakeneko · 06-17-2009, 06:50 PM

There were plenty of long-haired rednecks in Texas when I was growing up there. Wasn't one myself (kids with one Yankee parent don't qualify), but I certainly recognize the description above. Nicely written. :-)

kutaho · 06-17-2009, 06:54 PM

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Originally Posted by sakeneko

There were plenty of long-haired rednecks in Texas when I was growing up there. Wasn't one myself (kids with one Yankee parent don't qualify), but I certainly recognize the description above. Nicely written. :-)

It's not what you inherit, but what's in your heart.
Namaste

Islandboy · 06-17-2009, 08:01 PM

Same bloodlines here, but your right Kutaho, it's in the heart and belief system.
Good post.

cycloneman · 06-17-2009, 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by artabr

You mean I'm not the only long hair on here?

It's great to be a conservative incognito, you get to sneak up on the libs and slap them around with reality.

Great post, Jmdeupree.
This country would be in a whole lot worse shape if not for the efforts of hard working Americans.

Art

my hair is now longer than my wife's. i wish she would grow it again

Maximilian II · 06-18-2009, 03:21 AM

Guess I still qualify.
Haven't had many miss yet.

carver · 06-18-2009, 10:11 AM

Good post! Another proud Red Neck, who at age 60 still says "Yes Sir, and No Sir!

06-17-2009, 10:10 AM	#1
Bubblehead V.I.P. Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Pioneer, CA Posts: 480	You Might Be A Redneck - Different Take You Might Be a Redneck if...a different take We have enjoyed the redneck jokes for years. It's time to take a reflective look at the core beliefs of a culture that values home, family, country and God. If I had to stand before a dozen terrorists who threaten my life, I'd choose a half dozen or so rednecks to back me up. Tire irons, squirrel guns and grit -- that's what rednecks are made of. I hope I am one of those. If you feel the same, pass this on to your redneck friends. Ya'll know who ya’ll are. You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God.' You might be a redneck if: You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places. You might be a redneck if: You still say ' Christmas' instead of 'Winter Festival.' You might be a redneck if: You bow your head when someone prays. You might be a redneck if: You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem. You might be a redneck if: You treat our armed forces veterans with great respect, and always have. You might be a redneck if: You've never burned an American flag, nor intend to. You might be a redneck if: You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening. You might be a redneck if: You respect your elders and raised your kids to do the same. You might be a redneck if: You'd give your last dollar to a friend. God Bless the USA ! Keep the fire burning, redneck friend. IF YOU DON'T STAND BEHIND OUR TROOPS FEEL FREE TO STAND IN FRONT OF THEM . IN GOD WE TRUST __________________ There are only two types of ships: Submarines and Targets. -->

06-17-2009, 01:44 PM	#4
Just One Shot V.I.P. Member Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: Ohio Posts: 432	Re: You Might Be A Redneck - Different Take Good post!

06-17-2009, 04:21 PM	#7
AL MOUNT Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Cleaning my Thompson in The Foothills of the Ozark Mountains Posts: 3,108	Re: You Might Be A Redneck - Different Take I have helped burn many flags.... Four years as Chaplin, American Legion Post 283.... __________________ 501st Parachute Infantry Regiment 101st Airborne Division Vietnam 67-68

06-17-2009, 06:50 PM	#9
sakeneko V.I.P. Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Nevada Posts: 83	Re: You Might Be A Redneck - Different Take There were plenty of long-haired rednecks in Texas when I was growing up there. Wasn't one myself (kids with one Yankee parent don't qualify), but I certainly recognize the description above. Nicely written. :-)

06-17-2009, 08:01 PM	#11
Islandboy Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Off the right coast Posts: 676	Re: You Might Be A Redneck - Different Take Same bloodlines here, but your right Kutaho, it's in the heart and belief system. Good post. __________________ A politician can do only that which the law provides,but, a private citizen can do anything that the law does not prohibit. -AR. When they came and got me, I went Peaceful.

06-18-2009, 03:21 AM	#13
Maximilian II Advanced Senior Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Northwest GA Posts: 1,381	Re: You Might Be A Redneck - Different Take Guess I still qualify. Haven't had many miss yet. __________________ Karma is just justice, without the satisfaction. And I don't believe in justice. -Joe Sarno, bagman.

06-18-2009, 10:11 AM	#14
carver TFF Moderator/Host Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: DAV, Deep in the Pineywoods of East Texas, just west of Shreveport, LA Contributor Posts: 11,254	Re: You Might Be A Redneck - Different Take Good post! Another proud Red Neck, who at age 60 still says "Yes Sir, and No Sir! __________________ Y'all be safe now, ya hear! Lamentations Chapter 5: 1. Remember, O LORD, what is come upon us: consider, and behold our reproach. 2. Our inheritance is turned to strangers, our houses to aliens. 3. We are orphans and fatherless, our mothers [are] as widows. 5. Our necks [are] under persecution: we labour, [and] have no rest. 16. The crown is fallen [from] our head: woe unto us, that we have sinned! 21. Turn thou us unto thee, O LORD, and we shall be turned; renew our days as of old.