We want a Divorce. - The Firearms Forum

zfk55 · 06-21-2009, 05:37 PM

DIVORCE AGREEMENT

THIS IS SO INCREDIBLY WELL PUT AND I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE IT'S BY A
YOUNG PERSON, A STUDENT!!! WHATEVER HE RUNS FOR, I'LL VOTE FOR HIM.

American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists
and Obama supporters, et al:

We have stuck together since the late 1950's, but the whole of this
latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I
know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future
generations, but sadly, this relationship has run its course. Our two
ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is
right so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk
it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way.

Here is a model separation agreement:
Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each
taking a portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our
two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be
relatively easy! Our respective representatives can

effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct
and disparate tastes.

We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them. You are
welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU. Since you hate guns and
war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military.

You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell (You are,
however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to

move all three of them).

We'll keep the capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical
companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street.
You can have your beloved homeless, homeboys, hippies and illegal
aliens. We'll keep the hot
Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's and rednecks. We'll keep the Bibles
and give you NBC and Hollywood ..

You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right
to invade and hammer places that threaten us..

You can have the peaceniks and war protesters. When our allies or our
way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security.

We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.. You are welcome to Islam,
Scientology, Humanism and Shirley McClain. You can also have the U.N..
but we will no longer be paying the bill.

We'll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars. You can
take every Subaru station wagon you can find.

You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing
doctors. We'll continue to believe healthcare is a luxury and not a
right.

We'll keep The Battle Hymn of the Republic and the National Anthem.
I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute Imagine, I'd Like to Teach the
World to Sing, Kum Ba Ya or We Are the World.

We'll practice trickle down economics and you can give trickle up
poverty your best shot. Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our
history, our name and our flag.

Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like
minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just
hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you Answer
which one of us will need whose help in 15 years.

Sincerely,

John J. Wall

Law Student and an American

P.S. Also, please take Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Barbara Streisand, &

Jane Fonda with you.

P. S. S.

And we won't have to press 1 for English.

-jh

United States of America

Born: July 4, 1776 Died: January 20, 2009

R.I.P.

________________________________

Latigo

OBrien · 06-21-2009, 07:37 PM

Wow that was beautiful and very well put.

Suwannee Tim · 06-27-2009, 10:45 AM

We're keeping Florida down to Sanford. And Georgia and Alabammy. The three states of matter. Florida, Georgia and Alabammy.

walien · 07-02-2009, 10:27 AM

So essentially, the author wants a fascist, non-secular state where people aren't free to practice the religion they choose? I'm not sure that's such a good thing. This country was founded in a large way by people who were freeing religious repression in Europe.

45nut · 07-02-2009, 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by walien

So essentially, the author wants a fascist, non-secular state where people aren't free to practice the religion they choose? I'm not sure that's such a good thing. This country was founded in a large way by people who were freeing religious repression in Europe.

Tell me walien, how you get fascism out of the above post? Are you reading the same post I am?

He's leaving the liberals to themselves so they can self destruct without taking the whole country with them. Please.......never mind.

bcj1755 · 07-02-2009, 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by walien

So essentially, the author wants a fascist, non-secular state where people aren't free to practice the religion they choose? I'm not sure that's such a good thing. This country was founded in a large way by people who were freeing religious repression in Europe.

The only fascist, non-secular state the author was speaking of is the liberal one.

Another product of the liberal controlled "school" system

walien · 07-02-2009, 10:52 PM

Do you even know what non-secular means? I'm puzzled as to why you'd think that 'liberals', since you seem to lump them all together in a collective hive mind, want a religious state? Perhaps you like single party states like Russia, North Korea, China, etc. That's more or less what the OP is advocating. Hence the fascist part.

Also, what exactly are you referring to in terms of the "product of the liberal controlled school system"?

bcj1755 · 07-02-2009, 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by walien

Do you even know what non-secular means? I'm puzzled as to why you'd think that 'liberals', since you seem to lump them all together in a collective hive mind, want a religious state? Perhaps you like single party states like Russia, North Korea, China, etc. That's more or less what the OP is advocating. Hence the fascist part.

Also, what exactly are you referring to in terms of the "product of the liberal controlled school system"?

*smile and nod*

06-21-2009, 05:37 PM	#1
zfk55 V.I.P. Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Lost Prairie Montana Posts: 237	We want a Divorce. DIVORCE AGREEMENT THIS IS SO INCREDIBLY WELL PUT AND I CAN HARDLY BELIEVE IT'S BY A YOUNG PERSON, A STUDENT!!! WHATEVER HE RUNS FOR, I'LL VOTE FOR HIM. American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists and Obama supporters, et al: We have stuck together since the late 1950's, but the whole of this latest election process has made me realize that I want a divorce. I know we tolerated each other for many years for the sake of future generations, but sadly, this relationship has run its course. Our two ideological sides of America cannot and will not ever agree on what is right so let's just end it on friendly terms. We can smile and chalk it up to irreconcilable differences and go our own way. Here is a model separation agreement: Our two groups can equitably divide up the country by landmass each taking a portion. That will be the difficult part, but I am sure our two sides can come to a friendly agreement. After that, it should be relatively easy! Our respective representatives can effortlessly divide other assets since both sides have such distinct and disparate tastes. We don't like redistributive taxes so you can keep them. You are welcome to the liberal judges and the ACLU. Since you hate guns and war, we'll take our firearms, the cops, the NRA and the military. You can keep Oprah, Michael Moore and Rosie O'Donnell (You are, however, responsible for finding a bio-diesel vehicle big enough to move all three of them). We'll keep the capitalism, greedy corporations, pharmaceutical companies, Wal-Mart and Wall Street. You can have your beloved homeless, homeboys, hippies and illegal aliens. We'll keep the hot Alaskan hockey moms, greedy CEO's and rednecks. We'll keep the Bibles and give you NBC and Hollywood .. You can make nice with Iran and Palestine and we'll retain the right to invade and hammer places that threaten us.. You can have the peaceniks and war protesters. When our allies or our way of life are under assault, we'll help provide them security. We'll keep our Judeo-Christian values.. You are welcome to Islam, Scientology, Humanism and Shirley McClain. You can also have the U.N.. but we will no longer be paying the bill. We'll keep the SUVs, pickup trucks and oversized luxury cars. You can take every Subaru station wagon you can find. You can give everyone healthcare if you can find any practicing doctors. We'll continue to believe healthcare is a luxury and not a right. We'll keep The Battle Hymn of the Republic and the National Anthem. I'm sure you'll be happy to substitute Imagine, I'd Like to Teach the World to Sing, Kum Ba Ya or We Are the World. We'll practice trickle down economics and you can give trickle up poverty your best shot. Since it often so offends you, we'll keep our history, our name and our flag. Would you agree to this? If so, please pass it along to other like minded liberal and conservative patriots and if you do not agree, just hit delete. In the spirit of friendly parting, I'll bet you Answer which one of us will need whose help in 15 years. Sincerely, John J. Wall Law Student and an American P.S. Also, please take Ted Turner, Sean Penn, Barbara Streisand, & Jane Fonda with you. P. S. S. And we won't have to press 1 for English. -jh United States of America Born: July 4, 1776 Died: January 20, 2009 R.I.P. ________________________________ Latigo __________________ Latigo A Montanan and an actual American with a real American Birth Certificate. -->

06-21-2009, 07:37 PM	#2
OBrien Senior Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Bangor Maine Posts: 554	Re: We want a Divorce. Wow that was beautiful and very well put.

06-27-2009, 10:45 AM	#3
Suwannee Tim Registered User Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 2,227	Re: We want a Divorce. We're keeping Florida down to Sanford. And Georgia and Alabammy. The three states of matter. Florida, Georgia and Alabammy.

07-02-2009, 10:27 AM	#4
walien Former Guest Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 276	Re: We want a Divorce. So essentially, the author wants a fascist, non-secular state where people aren't free to practice the religion they choose? I'm not sure that's such a good thing. This country was founded in a large way by people who were freeing religious repression in Europe.

07-02-2009, 10:52 PM	#7
walien Former Guest Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 276	Re: We want a Divorce. Do you even know what non-secular means? I'm puzzled as to why you'd think that 'liberals', since you seem to lump them all together in a collective hive mind, want a religious state? Perhaps you like single party states like Russia, North Korea, China, etc. That's more or less what the OP is advocating. Hence the fascist part. Also, what exactly are you referring to in terms of the "product of the liberal controlled school system"?