GEEZER SPORT........ - The Firearms Forum

rooter · 06-24-2009, 07:51 PM

RETIRED PEOPLE
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.
Well, for example, the other day the wife and I went into town.
And went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.
We went up to him and I said, 'Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?
He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.
I called him a Dumb ass.
He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.
So Patt called him a Shithead.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Just then our bus arrived.
We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired.
It's important at our age.

doug66 · 06-24-2009, 09:19 PM

Good one.

308 at my gate · 06-24-2009, 10:09 PM

Sounds like using your minds not your bronze for fun.

06-24-2009, 07:51 PM	#1
rooter VMBB Senior Chief Of Staff Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Marty Robbins old hometown, Glendale Arizona--a suburb of Phoenix. Contributor Posts: 9,270	GEEZER SPORT........ RETIRED PEOPLE Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting. Well, for example, the other day the wife and I went into town. And went into a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket. We went up to him and I said, 'Come on man, how about giving a senior citizen a break? He ignored us and continued writing the ticket. I called him a Dumb ass. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires. So Patt called him a Shithead. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Just then our bus arrived. We try to have a little fun each day now that we're retired. It's important at our age. __________________ -->

06-24-2009, 09:19 PM	#2
doug66 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Kansas Posts: 538	Re: GEEZER SPORT........ Good one.

06-24-2009, 10:09 PM	#3
308 at my gate Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Lost in SW USA. Posts: 847	Re: GEEZER SPORT........ Sounds like using your minds not your bronze for fun. __________________ You got to love it.