Obama Donation needed! - The Firearms Forum

mrkirker · 09-10-2009, 12:39 PM

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago . Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window.

The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened? What's the hold up?"

"Terrorists have kidnapped Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Oprah Winfrey, Nancy Pelosi, Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a 10 million dollar ransom, otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."

The driver asks, "On average, how much is everyone giving?"

"About a gallon."

Marlin · 09-10-2009, 05:06 PM

artabr · 09-10-2009, 07:37 PM

Art

Mr. Nameless · 09-10-2009, 09:48 PM

Can we donate napalm?

stickbow46 · 09-10-2009, 10:11 PM

Let us not forget Hanoi Jane & Benerdict Arnold---------God Bless America--------

kutaho · 09-10-2009, 10:14 PM

Trouble 45-70 · 09-12-2009, 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr. Nameless

Can we donate napalm?

No. Congress outlawed it's use. It must have worked.

09-10-2009, 12:39 PM	#1
mrkirker Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 3,067	Obama Donation needed! A driver is stuck in a traffic jam going into downtown Chicago . Nothing is moving north or south. Suddenly a man knocks on his window. The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened? What's the hold up?" "Terrorists have kidnapped Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, Oprah Winfrey, Nancy Pelosi, Rosie O'Donnell, Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a 10 million dollar ransom, otherwise, they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection." The driver asks, "On average, how much is everyone giving?" "About a gallon." __________________ *I don't know if dogs have a heaven, but there will be dogs in mine.* -->

09-10-2009, 05:06 PM	#2
Marlin TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever! Contributor Posts: 13,853	Re: Obama Donation needed! __________________ *The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.* *The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.*

09-10-2009, 07:37 PM	#3
artabr Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: New Iberia, Louisiana Contributor Posts: 7,859	Re: Obama Donation needed! Art __________________ God and the soldier we like adore, In times of trouble, not before. When troubles ended and all things righted, God is forgotten and the soldier is slighted. Francis Quarles 1592 - 1644 __________________ When asked for my race, I answer CauCajun. Hope is not a plan, and not all change is good. The resistance is here; the resistance is now. RESIST! These hands are neither cold nor are they dead!!

09-10-2009, 09:48 PM	#4
Mr. Nameless Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Coast of N.C. Posts: 1,264	Re: Obama Donation needed! Can we donate napalm? __________________ Signed ~BMP Two classifications of terrorist dead and not dead enough

09-10-2009, 10:11 PM	#5
stickbow46 Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 4	Re: Obama Donation needed! Let us not forget Hanoi Jane & Benerdict Arnold---------God Bless America--------

09-10-2009, 10:14 PM	#6
kutaho Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Peoples Republic of the Pacific Northwest Posts: 1,852	Re: Obama Donation needed! __________________ No man stands in the same river twice If all else fails grab a rock Mi Taku oyasin