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Old 09-14-2009, 07:18 PM   #26
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Default Re: My Favorite Blonde Joke

There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a talkative lawyer on an airplane when all she wanted to do was take an inflight nap...
But the lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence instead.

Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00.

The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde yawned and reluctantly accepted.

The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"
Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. Then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"

Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer while the blonde peacefully dozed.

Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up...he woke the blonde up and paid her $50 bucks.

The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"

Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.
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Old 09-14-2009, 07:55 PM   #27
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Default Re: My Favorite Blonde Joke

That's the one! The other one was good too. I knew there were at least two....
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