Wild Bill - The Firearms Forum

SouthernMoss · 01-11-2009, 06:49 PM

Ok, here’s the replacement for Storm. Not exactly a cowboy, Pistol, but a helicopter pilot with a penchant for single-action Colt revolvers (he carries one on each hip). He also carries a 1911 in a shoulder harness and a Bowie knife in his vest. His code name is Wild Bill.

First thing Wild Bill did when he got here was try to make friends with Mtzi by offering her a milk-bone.

Sheba, our neurotic cat, made a rare appearance to check him out, using a stealth approach from the rear.

After being startled by the neurotic one, Wild Bill spotted a bottle of muscadine wine and decided a glass or two might calm him down.

After drinking almost the whole bottle of wine, he decided that he could wrangle reindeer and hopped on the nearest one to take a ride.

After a wild ride, he decided he needed some fresh air, so he stepped outside, walked over to the fence and proceeded to provoke the neighbor’s dog, waving his trusty Colt revolver in the dog's face.

We finally got him calmed down enough that he decided to get in touch with his softer side by checking out the camellias blooming in the front yard.

Now that he was in a good mood, we decided to show him around a bit, and took him down to the River.

Then he wanted to see the River from the Louisiana side.

Finally, we came back to the house, where he and Bob became great pals.

We’ll be sending him on to the next stop in a day or two.

CampingJosh · 01-11-2009, 07:52 PM

Woo Hoo! The game is back on!

Thanks for getting it re-started, SoMo. I'm looking forward to seeing all of Wild Bill's travels.

artabr · 01-11-2009, 08:28 PM

This is great to see, a big "hur rah" for So Mo!!

Art

flannelman · 01-12-2009, 11:42 PM

Wow ya'll got camellias blooming over there!! That is cool.

SouthernMoss · 01-14-2009, 07:01 AM

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Originally Posted by flannelman

Wow ya'll got camellias blooming over there!! That is cool.

Yep, been blooming since Christmas.

SouthernMoss · 01-19-2009, 10:06 PM

Well, Ehughes didn't answer my pm, so Wild Bill is on his way to OK to spend some time with Glocknut. I don't know which one to feel more sorry for!

Pistolenschutze · 01-19-2009, 10:41 PM

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Originally Posted by SouthernMoss

Well, Ehughes didn't answer my pm, so Wild Bill is on his way to OK to spend some time with Glocknut. I don't know which one to feel more sorry for!

Uh oh!

Let's see . . . rowdy Texas cowboy + Glocknut = (subsequent scenes have been rated "X" and are intended only for mature audiences) . . .

artabr · 01-19-2009, 11:00 PM

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Originally Posted by SouthernMoss

Well, Ehughes didn't answer my pm, so Wild Bill is on his way to OK to spend some time with Glocknut. I don't know which one to feel more sorry for!

This ought to be interesting.

Art

glocknut · 01-19-2009, 11:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Pistolenschutze

Uh oh!

Let's see . . . rowdy Texas cowboy + Glocknut = (subsequent scenes have been rated "X" and are intended only for mature audiences) . . .

You make it sound like i'm going to put him in strange poses with a barbie doll or something.....

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Originally Posted by artabr

This ought to be interesting.

Art

Brother, you don't know the half of it !!!

mike
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Marlin · 02-07-2009, 09:44 AM

We are all becoming concerned, Mike.....

What have you and Wild Bill been doing since he arrived in Owassa ?????????

How about a report and some pictures.....

glocknut · 02-08-2009, 04:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Marlin

We are all becoming concerned, Mike.....

What have you and Wild Bill been doing since he arrived in Owassa ?????????

How about a report and some pictures.....

I will work on that particular subject today. Sorry about that...

mike
gn

Lori Mick · 02-08-2009, 05:47 AM

I hope Wild Bill will be ok! (biting nails)

Shellback · 02-08-2009, 08:25 AM

Too much fun people, a big thanks to SoMo for getting it going again..
Tim

Lori Mick · 02-08-2009, 09:25 AM

Yes! This is loads of fun! Lots of hugs to SoMo!!

Pistolenschutze · 02-08-2009, 09:29 AM

I suspect poor ol' Bill has not yet had a chance to sober up after he crossed the Oklahoma state line. He's probably sleeping it off in the local hoosegow.

Shellback · 02-08-2009, 01:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Pistolenschutze

I suspect poor ol' Bill has not yet had a chance to sober up after he crossed the Oklahoma state line. He's probably sleeping it off in the local hoosegow.

He'll never be the same when Glocknut gets done with him

Tim

Lori Mick · 02-08-2009, 01:20 PM

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He'll never be the same when Glocknut gets done with him
Tim

I totally agree with you Tim! I was going to ask to be added to the list but I'm not sure if I want a neurotic Wild Bill in my house! eeek!! One doesn't know what will happen with Glocknut.....(hopefully he doesn't use Bill for target practice!)
yikes!! (biting more nails...)

glocknut · 02-10-2009, 08:01 PM

I'm sorry i took so long to get this done. I have my good days and my bad days health wise...

In the first 3 pics we were trying to get him on enough books to drive, but was unable to get him up high enough. 3rd pic he was looking at the Nav to decide where to go next.

glocknut · 02-10-2009, 08:04 PM

These next 2 pics were after we got done eating at McDonalds. I think the Big mac disagreed with his stomach. He sat on the park bench for a bit and then the second pic... he needed to relieve himself due to the stomach problems caused by the special sauce. Note that not everything made it in the can....

glocknut · 02-10-2009, 08:06 PM

Wild Bill helped me pick this up today. Since Nics would not approve his credentials... i had to step up to the plate. LOL

The third pic was of Wild Bill trying to find my collection of "adult" material that i had mentioned to him earlier....

mike
gn

glocknut · 02-10-2009, 08:14 PM

I know i will disappoint some with this but i decided against getting a barbie for him to pose with. I went to wallyworld to get one and i went over to that isle and 3 little girls were there and they all looked up and gave me this "what in the world are you in the doll isle for" kind of look...

so i just kept on walking and didn't stop to pick one up out of embarrasment.

mike
gn

glocknut · 02-10-2009, 08:16 PM

So where does Wild Bill go next? Somebody let me know....
Somo, Marlin...let me know if ya would. Thanks.

mike
gn

bcj1755 · 02-10-2009, 09:15 PM

hehehe, at least I"m not the only one that buys those new 25th Anniversary GI Joes

artabr · 02-10-2009, 09:31 PM

You've done well Nut-san, the Ninja Warrior gods are pleased.

Art

CampingJosh · 02-10-2009, 09:53 PM

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Originally Posted by glocknut

So where does Wild Bill go next? Somebody let me know....
Somo, Marlin...let me know if ya would. Thanks.

mike
gn

I think Crpdeth was keeping the list, including addresses for everyone. Maybe PM him to get the info.

As a side note, I wonder how many members who are no longer active are on this list...

01-11-2009, 06:49 PM	#1
SouthernMoss Admin Tech Staff Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: SW MS Contributor Posts: 10,651	Wild Bill Ok, here’s the replacement for Storm. Not exactly a cowboy, Pistol, but a helicopter pilot with a penchant for single-action Colt revolvers (he carries one on each hip). He also carries a 1911 in a shoulder harness and a Bowie knife in his vest. His code name is Wild Bill. First thing Wild Bill did when he got here was try to make friends with Mtzi by offering her a milk-bone. Sheba, our neurotic cat, made a rare appearance to check him out, using a stealth approach from the rear. After being startled by the neurotic one, Wild Bill spotted a bottle of muscadine wine and decided a glass or two might calm him down. After drinking almost the whole bottle of wine, he decided that he could wrangle reindeer and hopped on the nearest one to take a ride. After a wild ride, he decided he needed some fresh air, so he stepped outside, walked over to the fence and proceeded to provoke the neighbor’s dog, waving his trusty Colt revolver in the dog's face. We finally got him calmed down enough that he decided to get in touch with his softer side by checking out the camellias blooming in the front yard. Now that he was in a good mood, we decided to show him around a bit, and took him down to the River. Then he wanted to see the River from the Louisiana side. Finally, we came back to the house, where he and Bob became great pals. We’ll be sending him on to the next stop in a day or two. __________________ My Second protects your First "I declare to you that woman must not depend upon the protection of man, but must be taught to protect herself, and there I take my stand." - Susan B Anthony -->

01-11-2009, 07:52 PM	#2
CampingJosh TFF Moderator/Host Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Indiana Contributor Posts: 4,789	Re: Small, Quiet, Ninja Warrior in need of a vacation.... Woo Hoo! The game is back on! Thanks for getting it re-started, SoMo. I'm looking forward to seeing all of Wild Bill's travels. __________________ Nothing posted on TheFirearmsForum.com constitutes legal, accounting, gunsmithing, or other professional advice. Readers are encouraged to consult with qualified professionals for real advice. Your life is lived at your own risk. Don't blame me for the dumb things you do.

01-11-2009, 08:28 PM	#3
artabr Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: New Iberia, Louisiana Contributor Posts: 7,859	Re: Small, Quiet, Ninja Warrior in need of a vacation.... This is great to see, a big "hur rah" for So Mo!! Art __________________ God and the soldier we like adore, In times of trouble, not before. When troubles ended and all things righted, God is forgotten and the soldier is slighted. Francis Quarles 1592 - 1644 __________________ When asked for my race, I answer CauCajun. Hope is not a plan, and not all change is good. The resistance is here; the resistance is now. RESIST! These hands are neither cold nor are they dead!!

01-12-2009, 11:42 PM	#4
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01-19-2009, 10:06 PM	#6
SouthernMoss Admin Tech Staff Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: SW MS Contributor Posts: 10,651	Re: Small, Quiet, Ninja Warrior in need of a vacation.... Well, Ehughes didn't answer my pm, so Wild Bill is on his way to OK to spend some time with Glocknut. I don't know which one to feel more sorry for! __________________ My Second protects your First "I declare to you that woman must not depend upon the protection of man, but must be taught to protect herself, and there I take my stand." - Susan B Anthony

02-07-2009, 09:44 AM	#10
Marlin TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever! Contributor Posts: 13,853	Re: Small, Quiet, Ninja Warrior in need of a vacation.... We are all becoming concerned, Mike..... What have you and Wild Bill been doing since he arrived in Owassa ????????? How about a report and some pictures..... __________________ *The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.* *The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.*

02-08-2009, 05:47 AM	#12
Lori Mick Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Stuck in Upstate NY for a while Posts: 2,374	Re: Small, Quiet, Ninja Warrior in need of a vacation.... I hope Wild Bill will be ok! (biting nails) __________________ It's a Brand New Day! Make it an awesome one! "No one outside myself can rule me inwardly. Knowing this I become wholly free."

02-08-2009, 08:25 AM	#13
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02-08-2009, 09:25 AM	#14
Lori Mick Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Stuck in Upstate NY for a while Posts: 2,374	Re: Small, Quiet, Ninja Warrior in need of a vacation.... Yes! This is loads of fun! Lots of hugs to SoMo!! __________________ It's a Brand New Day! Make it an awesome one! "No one outside myself can rule me inwardly. Knowing this I become wholly free."

02-08-2009, 09:29 AM	#15
Pistolenschutze Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Colorado Posts: 13,094	Re: Small, Quiet, Ninja Warrior in need of a vacation.... I suspect poor ol' Bill has not yet had a chance to sober up after he crossed the Oklahoma state line. He's probably sleeping it off in the local hoosegow. __________________ --Pistolenschutze (Pistol Shooter)

02-10-2009, 08:01 PM	#18
glocknut Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: THE FORUM MASCOTT... Posts: 12,482	Re: Small, Quiet, Ninja Warrior in need of a vacation.... I'm sorry i took so long to get this done. I have my good days and my bad days health wise... In the first 3 pics we were trying to get him on enough books to drive, but was unable to get him up high enough. 3rd pic he was looking at the Nav to decide where to go next. Attached Images __________________ Where O where are you tonight? Why have you gone and left me alone? I searched to world over and a thought i found true love... You met another and PTThhh you were gone....

02-10-2009, 08:04 PM	#19
glocknut Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: THE FORUM MASCOTT... Posts: 12,482	Re: Small, Quiet, Ninja Warrior in need of a vacation.... These next 2 pics were after we got done eating at McDonalds. I think the Big mac disagreed with his stomach. He sat on the park bench for a bit and then the second pic... he needed to relieve himself due to the stomach problems caused by the special sauce. Note that not everything made it in the can.... Attached Images __________________ Where O where are you tonight? Why have you gone and left me alone? I searched to world over and a thought i found true love... You met another and PTThhh you were gone....

02-10-2009, 08:06 PM	#20
glocknut Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: THE FORUM MASCOTT... Posts: 12,482	Re: Small, Quiet, Ninja Warrior in need of a vacation.... Wild Bill helped me pick this up today. Since Nics would not approve his credentials... i had to step up to the plate. LOL The third pic was of Wild Bill trying to find my collection of "adult" material that i had mentioned to him earlier.... mike gn Attached Images __________________ Where O where are you tonight? Why have you gone and left me alone? I searched to world over and a thought i found true love... You met another and PTThhh you were gone.... Last edited by glocknut; 02-10-2009 at 08:09 PM..

02-10-2009, 08:14 PM	#21
glocknut Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: THE FORUM MASCOTT... Posts: 12,482	Re: Small, Quiet, Ninja Warrior in need of a vacation.... I know i will disappoint some with this but i decided against getting a barbie for him to pose with. I went to wallyworld to get one and i went over to that isle and 3 little girls were there and they all looked up and gave me this "what in the world are you in the doll isle for" kind of look... so i just kept on walking and didn't stop to pick one up out of embarrasment. mike gn __________________ Where O where are you tonight? Why have you gone and left me alone? I searched to world over and a thought i found true love... You met another and PTThhh you were gone....

02-10-2009, 08:16 PM	#22
glocknut Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: THE FORUM MASCOTT... Posts: 12,482	Re: Small, Quiet, Ninja Warrior in need of a vacation.... So where does Wild Bill go next? Somebody let me know.... Somo, Marlin...let me know if ya would. Thanks. mike gn __________________ Where O where are you tonight? Why have you gone and left me alone? I searched to world over and a thought i found true love... You met another and PTThhh you were gone....

02-10-2009, 09:15 PM	#23
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02-10-2009, 09:31 PM	#24
artabr Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: New Iberia, Louisiana Contributor Posts: 7,859	Re: Small, Quiet, Ninja Warrior in need of a vacation.... You've done well Nut-san, the Ninja Warrior gods are pleased. Art __________________ God and the soldier we like adore, In times of trouble, not before. When troubles ended and all things righted, God is forgotten and the soldier is slighted. Francis Quarles 1592 - 1644 __________________ When asked for my race, I answer CauCajun. Hope is not a plan, and not all change is good. The resistance is here; the resistance is now. RESIST! These hands are neither cold nor are they dead!!