Boudreaux wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl in his office..... but she was dating someone else.
One day Boudreaux got so frustrated that he went to her and said, 'I'll give you a $100 if you let me have sex with you...' The girl looked at him, then said, 'NO.'
Boudreaux said, 'I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up.
She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her boyfriend.... So she called him and explained the situation.
Her boyfriend says, 'Ask him for $200, pick up the money really fast. He won't even be able to get his pants down.' She agreed and accepts the proposal.. Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his girlfriend's call.
Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened....? Still breathing hard, she managed to reply, All the SOB had was Quarters.
(Management lesson: Always consider a business proposition in it's entirety before agreeing to it and getting screwed.
God and the soldier we like adore,
In times of trouble, not before.
When troubles ended and all things righted,
God is forgotten and the soldier is slighted.
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When asked for my race, I answer CauCajun.
Hope is not a plan, and not all change is good. The resistance is here; the resistance is now. RESIST!
These hands are neither cold nor are they dead!!