Funnyemail I received. - The Firearms Forum

TimeTraveler · 09-24-2009, 03:08 PM

A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him.

He asked, "What are all those clocks?"

St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move."

"'Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?"

"'That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie."

"'Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?"

St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life."

"Where's Barrack Obama's clock?" asked the man.

"'Obama's clock is in Jesus' office."

"Why is that?"

"He's using it as a ceiling fan.."

TT

Bobitis · 09-24-2009, 03:16 PM

OBrien · 09-24-2009, 03:43 PM

I just got done laughing potato chips all over my keyboard. Note to self don't read and eat at same time.`

09-24-2009, 03:08 PM	#1
TimeTraveler Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 14	Funnyemail I received. A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What are all those clocks?" St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move." "'Oh," said the man, "whose clock is that?" "'That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that she never told a lie." "'Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?" St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life." "Where's Barrack Obama's clock?" asked the man. "'Obama's clock is in Jesus' office." "Why is that?" "He's using it as a ceiling fan.." TT -->

09-24-2009, 03:16 PM	#2
Bobitis Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 6,612	Re: Funnyemail I received. __________________ ^.^ A point in every direction is the same as having no point at all

09-24-2009, 03:43 PM	#3
OBrien Senior Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Bangor Maine Posts: 554	Re: Funnyemail I received. I just got done laughing potato chips all over my keyboard. Note to self don't read and eat at same time.`