Olie and Sven - The Firearms Forum

Bobitis · 09-28-2009, 05:48 PM

Olie and Sven were fishing in the Minnesota opener when Sven pulled out a cigar.
Finding he had no matches, he asked Olie for a light.

'Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter,' he replied, and then, reaching into his tackle box, he pulled out a Bic lighter 10 inches long.

'Yiminy Cricket!' exclaimed Sven, taking the huge Bic lighter in his hands. 'Vere dit yew git dat monster??'

'Vell,' replied Olie, I got it from my Genie.'

'You haff a Genie?' Sven asked.

'Ya, shure It's right here in my tackle box,' says Olie.

'Could I see him?'

Olie opens his tackle box and sure enough, out pops the Genie.

Addressing the genie, Sven says, 'Hey dere! I'm a good friend of your master. Vill you grant me vun vish?'

'Yes, I will,' says the Genie.

So Sven asks the Genie for a million bucks..

The Genie disappears back into the tackle box leaving Sven sitting there waiting for his million bucks.

Shortly, the sky darkens and is filled with the sound of a million ducks... Flying directly overhead.

Over the roar of the million ducks,
Sven yells at Olie, 'Yumpin' Yimminy,
I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!'

Olie answers, 'Ya, I forgot to tell yew dat da Genie is hart of hearing. Do yew really tink I asked for a 10-inch Bic?

pinecone70 · 09-28-2009, 06:00 PM

Heh heh heh.

artabr · 09-28-2009, 06:28 PM

Art

Lotsdragon · 09-28-2009, 06:40 PM

I met that genie and I didnt ask for a 12" pianist..........

Nighthawk · 09-28-2009, 07:18 PM

09-28-2009, 05:48 PM	#1
Bobitis Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 6,612	Olie and Sven Olie and Sven were fishing in the Minnesota opener when Sven pulled out a cigar. Finding he had no matches, he asked Olie for a light. 'Ya, shure, I tink I haff a lighter,' he replied, and then, reaching into his tackle box, he pulled out a Bic lighter 10 inches long. 'Yiminy Cricket!' exclaimed Sven, taking the huge Bic lighter in his hands. 'Vere dit yew git dat monster??' 'Vell,' replied Olie, I got it from my Genie.' 'You haff a Genie?' Sven asked. 'Ya, shure It's right here in my tackle box,' says Olie. 'Could I see him?' Olie opens his tackle box and sure enough, out pops the Genie. Addressing the genie, Sven says, 'Hey dere! I'm a good friend of your master. Vill you grant me vun vish?' 'Yes, I will,' says the Genie. So Sven asks the Genie for a million bucks.. The Genie disappears back into the tackle box leaving Sven sitting there waiting for his million bucks. Shortly, the sky darkens and is filled with the sound of a million ducks... Flying directly overhead. Over the roar of the million ducks, Sven yells at Olie, 'Yumpin' Yimminy, I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!' Olie answers, 'Ya, I forgot to tell yew dat da Genie is hart of hearing. Do yew really tink I asked for a 10-inch Bic? __________________ ^.^ A point in every direction is the same as having no point at all -->

09-28-2009, 06:00 PM	#2
pinecone70 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Minnesota Gal! Posts: 4,730	Re: Olie and Sven Heh heh heh. __________________ _____________________________________________ "Miss Scarlet, in the library...with a revolver...."

09-28-2009, 06:28 PM	#3
artabr Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: New Iberia, Louisiana Contributor Posts: 7,859	Re: Olie and Sven Art __________________ God and the soldier we like adore, In times of trouble, not before. When troubles ended and all things righted, God is forgotten and the soldier is slighted. Francis Quarles 1592 - 1644 __________________ When asked for my race, I answer CauCajun. Hope is not a plan, and not all change is good. The resistance is here; the resistance is now. RESIST! These hands are neither cold nor are they dead!!

09-28-2009, 06:40 PM	#4
Lotsdragon Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Potosi, Mo Posts: 813	Re: Olie and Sven I met that genie and I didnt ask for a 12" pianist.......... __________________ "First comes smiles,then lies.Last is gunfire" Roland Deschain

09-28-2009, 07:18 PM	#5
Nighthawk Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: South Central Texas Posts: 3,330	Re: Olie and Sven __________________ Our obligations to our country never cease but with our lives." --John Adams, letter to Benjamin Rush, April 18, 1808 NRA Life TSRA Life GOA Member