BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!! - The Firearms Forum

rooter · 10-13-2009, 11:14 AM

Obama wins the Heisman Trophy after watching a college football game !!!
>
> His name was submitted for the award by George Soros just moments before
> Obama actually watched part of a game on television aboard Air Force
> One.
>
> Obama learned about the Heisman while travelling to accept an Academy
> Award for his appearances in post-election campaign ads.
>
> Obama said: "I will accept the Heisman trophy in the name of all the
> minority players who are being denied the opportunity to play college
> football simply because of their grades, lack of ability or
> incarceration ".
>
> The White House also announced today that Obama has reluctantly been
> persuaded by his staff and the ACLU to present himself with the
> Presidential Medal Of Freedom for the outstanding deeds he hopes to
> accomplish sometime in the future. A decision on his Congressional Medal
> of Honor has been temporarily sidetracked because of minor technical
> issues concerning eligibility.
>
> In the meantime, decisions on the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq, as well
> as the economy, have been delayed indefinitely due to the president's
> busy schedule of public appearances. When asked what involvement he will
> have in the healthcare bill named in his honor, Obama replied: I will
> probably vote
> "Present".

red14 · 10-13-2009, 12:01 PM

Very accurate and well written article. After that, he will cure all disease, and feed all the worlds' poor with a loaf of bread.

10-13-2009, 11:14 AM	#1
rooter VMBB Senior Chief Of Staff Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Marty Robbins old hometown, Glendale Arizona--a suburb of Phoenix. Contributor Posts: 9,272	BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!! Obama wins the Heisman Trophy after watching a college football game !!! > > His name was submitted for the award by George Soros just moments before > Obama actually watched part of a game on television aboard Air Force > One. > > Obama learned about the Heisman while travelling to accept an Academy > Award for his appearances in post-election campaign ads. > > Obama said: "I will accept the Heisman trophy in the name of all the > minority players who are being denied the opportunity to play college > football simply because of their grades, lack of ability or > incarceration ". > > The White House also announced today that Obama has reluctantly been > persuaded by his staff and the ACLU to present himself with the > Presidential Medal Of Freedom for the outstanding deeds he hopes to > accomplish sometime in the future. A decision on his Congressional Medal > of Honor has been temporarily sidetracked because of minor technical > issues concerning eligibility. > > In the meantime, decisions on the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq, as well > as the economy, have been delayed indefinitely due to the president's > busy schedule of public appearances. When asked what involvement he will > have in the healthcare bill named in his honor, Obama replied: I will > probably vote > "Present". __________________ -->

10-13-2009, 12:01 PM	#2
red14 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: N FLA Posts: 3,914	Re: BREAKING NEWS!!!!!!!! Very accurate and well written article. After that, he will cure all disease, and feed all the worlds' poor with a loaf of bread. __________________ I never argue, I state my opinion, and support my position.