Location: Marty Robbins old hometown, Glendale Arizona--a suburb of Phoenix.
Obama wins the Heisman Trophy after watching a college football game !!!
> His name was submitted for the award by George Soros just moments before
> Obama actually watched part of a game on television aboard Air Force
> Obama learned about the Heisman while travelling to accept an Academy
> Award for his appearances in post-election campaign ads.
> Obama said: "I will accept the Heisman trophy in the name of all the
> minority players who are being denied the opportunity to play college
> football simply because of their grades, lack of ability or
> incarceration ".
> The White House also announced today that Obama has reluctantly been
> persuaded by his staff and the ACLU to present himself with the
> Presidential Medal Of Freedom for the outstanding deeds he hopes to
> accomplish sometime in the future. A decision on his Congressional Medal
> of Honor has been temporarily sidetracked because of minor technical
> issues concerning eligibility.
> In the meantime, decisions on the wars in Afghanistan and Iraq, as well
> as the economy, have been delayed indefinitely due to the president's
> busy schedule of public appearances. When asked what involvement he will
> have in the healthcare bill named in his honor, Obama replied: I will
> probably vote