Oops...!

glocknut · 10-14-2009, 03:35 AM

A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But officer," the man began "I can explain."

"Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back."

"But officer, I just wanted to say..."

"I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!"

A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back."

"Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm the groom."

Nighthawk · 10-14-2009, 08:37 PM

Lotsdragon · 10-14-2009, 09:29 PM

welcome back Mike, we was worried about ya..............

Marlin · 10-15-2009, 12:14 PM

glocknut · 10-15-2009, 11:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Lotsdragon

welcome back Mike, we was worried about ya..............

Thanks!

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Originally Posted by Marlin

Oh, got the judges approval...

mike
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10-14-2009, 03:35 AM	#1
glocknut Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: THE FORUM MASCOTT... Posts: 12,482	Oops...! A police officer in a small town stopped a motorist who was speeding down Main Street. "But officer," the man began "I can explain." "Just be quiet," snapped the officer. "I'm going to let you cool your heels in jail until the chief gets back." "But officer, I just wanted to say..." "I said to keep quiet! You're going to jail!" A few hours later the officer looked in on his prisoner and said, "Lucky for you that the chief's at his daughter's wedding. He'll be in a good mood when he gets back." "Don't count on it," answered the fellow in the cell. "I'm the groom." __________________ Where O where are you tonight? Why have you gone and left me alone? I searched to world over and a thought i found true love... You met another and PTThhh you were gone.... -->

10-14-2009, 08:37 PM	#2
Nighthawk Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: South Central Texas Posts: 3,330	Re: Oops...! __________________ Our obligations to our country never cease but with our lives." --John Adams, letter to Benjamin Rush, April 18, 1808 NRA Life TSRA Life GOA Member

10-14-2009, 09:29 PM	#3
Lotsdragon Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Potosi, Mo Posts: 813	Re: Oops...! welcome back Mike, we was worried about ya.............. __________________ "First comes smiles,then lies.Last is gunfire" Roland Deschain

10-15-2009, 12:14 PM	#4
Marlin TFF Admin Staff Chief Counselor Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At SouthernMoss' side forever! Contributor Posts: 13,854	Re: Oops...! __________________ *The flag represents a living country and is itself considered a living thing.* *The only criminal class native to the United States is Congress.*