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jjmitchell60 · 10-28-2009, 11:51 AM

Flying Lessons

My ex-wife started taking flying lessons about the time our divorce started and she got her license shortly before our divorce was final, later that same year. Yesterday afternoon, she narrowly escaped injury in the aircraft she was piloting when she was forced to make an emergency landing in Southern Tennessee because of bad weather. Thank God our kids were with me at the Beach House this weekend. The absence of a post-crash fire was due to insufficient fuel on board. No one on the ground was injured. The photograph below was taken at the scene shows the extent of damage to her aircraft. She was very lucky.

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I don't care who you are, that's funny!
Happy Halloween!

the morning light · 10-28-2009, 11:55 AM

Fooled me JJ

rentalguy1 · 10-28-2009, 11:57 AM

LMAO!!

oscarmayer · 10-28-2009, 12:01 PM

same type & model both my ex's fly maybe a design flaw

williamd · 10-28-2009, 12:36 PM

This is the Hillary model from last year!

topper · 10-28-2009, 12:37 PM

Did she own that craft or just rent it?

Helix_FR · 10-28-2009, 12:45 PM

Holy Crap you totally had me going there....
Nice one

Double D · 10-28-2009, 02:48 PM

Good one!

JLA · 10-28-2009, 03:59 PM

still laughing

Suicide*Ride · 10-28-2009, 04:48 PM

That's funny every time I see it!

Happy Halloween right back @ ya JJ!!

SR

scudrunner · 10-28-2009, 05:03 PM

Being a commercial pilot you really had me sucked in there!! I was runner all kinds of scenarios in my head!! Icing, low ceilings, etc......

LOL What good joke, you got me good!!!...........

Lotsdragon · 10-28-2009, 07:30 PM

That just wasnt right!

TRAP55 · 10-28-2009, 07:51 PM

She sees this and she's gonna beat you with that broom!

Trouble 45-70 · 10-29-2009, 01:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TRAP55

She sees this and she's gonna beat you with that broom!

More like a 2# ballpean hammer as per Mel Gibson in ,"Payback".

jjmitchell60 · 10-29-2009, 06:48 PM

Now Trapp, I could have posted it and said you sent it to me about Robin!!!! :wink: We need to make another SHOT show in Vegas, I THINK it is there in 2010? Woulkd give me a good excuse to head on out to CA.

10-28-2009, 11:51 AM	#1
jjmitchell60 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Raised in Buzzard Roost near Frog Town in hillls of Kentucky Contributor Posts: 1,471	Flying lessons? Flying Lessons My ex-wife started taking flying lessons about the time our divorce started and she got her license shortly before our divorce was final, later that same year. Yesterday afternoon, she narrowly escaped injury in the aircraft she was piloting when she was forced to make an emergency landing in Southern Tennessee because of bad weather. Thank God our kids were with me at the Beach House this weekend. The absence of a post-crash fire was due to insufficient fuel on board. No one on the ground was injured. The photograph below was taken at the scene shows the extent of damage to her aircraft. She was very lucky. [img][/img] I don't care who you are, that's funny! Happy Halloween! __________________ Oath Keepers NOT ON OUR WATCH www.oathkeepers.org 2nd Amendment to the US Constitution: A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed. "Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote." -- Benjamin Franklin When injustice becomes law, resistance becomes Duty... Thomas Jefferson -->

10-28-2009, 11:55 AM	#2
the morning light V.I.P. Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 288	Re: Flying lessons? Fooled me JJ

10-28-2009, 11:57 AM	#3
rentalguy1 Former Guest Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: The mountains of NE TN. Posts: 884	Re: Flying lessons? LMAO!!

10-28-2009, 12:01 PM	#4
oscarmayer Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Contributor Posts: 2,387	Re: Flying lessons? same type & model both my ex's fly maybe a design flaw

10-28-2009, 12:36 PM	#5
williamd Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: SoCal Posts: 772	Re: Flying lessons? This is the Hillary model from last year! __________________ "Outlaw guns and only outlaws will have guns!" But, we are moving that direction. NRA Benefactor, Vet VN '64-'65 Never sell a gun or a car and you can retire right!!

10-28-2009, 12:37 PM	#6
topper Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: deep in the woods Posts: 748	Re: Flying lessons? Did she own that craft or just rent it?

10-28-2009, 12:45 PM	#7
Helix_FR TFF Moderator/Host Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Imperial, MO Posts: 3,624	Re: Flying lessons? Holy Crap you totally had me going there.... Nice one

10-28-2009, 02:48 PM	#8
Double D TFF Moderator/Host Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: North Florida Contributor Posts: 8,076	Re: Flying lessons? Good one! __________________ I own a bunch of scary guns. You want em? Come and take em..... Liberalism is a serious, non curable, mental disorder... NRA LIFE MEMBER Oath Keepers Member NRA Certified Instructor 30 Yr CC permit holder.

10-28-2009, 03:59 PM	#9
JLA TFF Moderator/Host Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Heart Of Texas Contributor Posts: 17,317	Re: Flying lessons? still laughing __________________ It takes 43 muscles to frown, 17 to smile, and 3 for proper trigger squeeze. The latest caliber or gear is no substitute for experience and skill. Rifles and cartridges don't make hits -- shooters do. Fact of life: After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF!

10-28-2009, 04:48 PM	#10
Suicide*Ride Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Golden, Colorado Posts: 1,340	Re: Flying lessons? That's funny every time I see it! Happy Halloween right back @ ya JJ!! SR __________________ "The price of FREEDOM can be seen here" ******(the sign outside every VA hospital)****** In an emergency, people don't rise to the occasion, but are reduced to their level of training. When something is trying to eat you, it is hard to get off a good shot! "If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man." - Twain

10-28-2009, 05:03 PM	#11
scudrunner V.I.P. Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Pennsylvania Posts: 252	Re: Flying lessons? Being a commercial pilot you really had me sucked in there!! I was runner all kinds of scenarios in my head!! Icing, low ceilings, etc...... LOL What good joke, you got me good!!!........... Attached Images __________________ HAVE A NICE DAY, DAMMIT!! When seconds count the police are only minutes away! The Number 1 Rule Of Any Gunfight.....HAVE A GUN!!

10-28-2009, 07:30 PM	#12
Lotsdragon Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Potosi, Mo Posts: 813	Re: Flying lessons? That just wasnt right! __________________ "First comes smiles,then lies.Last is gunfire" Roland Deschain

10-28-2009, 07:51 PM	#13
TRAP55 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Occupied Territory Of Kalifornia Posts: 1,834	Re: Flying lessons? She sees this and she's gonna beat you with that broom! __________________ Aim small...Miss small www.mausercentral.com/forum

10-29-2009, 06:48 PM	#15
jjmitchell60 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Raised in Buzzard Roost near Frog Town in hillls of Kentucky Contributor Posts: 1,471	Re: Flying lessons? Now Trapp, I could have posted it and said you sent it to me about Robin!!!! :wink: We need to make another SHOT show in Vegas, I THINK it is there in 2010? Woulkd give me a good excuse to head on out to CA. __________________ Oath Keepers NOT ON OUR WATCH www.oathkeepers.org 2nd Amendment to the US Constitution: A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed. "Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote." -- Benjamin Franklin When injustice becomes law, resistance becomes Duty... Thomas Jefferson