Ya Gotta Love the South - The Firearms Forum

PPK 32 · 10-30-2009, 08:46 AM

You gotta love this one even if you've never lived in the South. Some of you will enjoy this more than others. Southerners can be so polite!

Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 511 -- You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R

Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R Allah be Praised."

Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711 --You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R."

Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R. - Allah is Great."

Pause...

Saudi Air: " ATLANTA ATC - ATLANTA ATC"

Atlanta ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 511."
Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFTS FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE.. INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE."

Atlanta ATC: "Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah "hey" for us -- "

Nighthawk · 10-30-2009, 08:47 AM

tntrucker · 10-30-2009, 09:55 AM

That's great.

Maximilian II · 10-31-2009, 02:30 AM

That explains the aerobatics I saw that day driving around I-285! Right over the spot where the interstate goes under the runway.
Nice!

10-30-2009, 08:46 AM	#1
PPK 32 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Frickin, Illinois Posts: 1,170	Ya Gotta Love the South You gotta love this one even if you've never lived in the South. Some of you will enjoy this more than others. Southerners can be so polite! Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Saudi Air 511 -- You are cleared to land eastbound on runway 9R Saudi Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. Acknowledge cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R Allah be Praised." Atlanta ATC: "Tower to Iran Air 711 --You are cleared to land westbound on runway 9R." Iran Air: "Thank you Atlanta ATC. We are cleared to land on infidel's runway 9R. - Allah is Great." Pause... Saudi Air: " ATLANTA ATC - ATLANTA ATC" Atlanta ATC: "Go ahead Saudi Air 511." Saudi Air: "YOU HAVE CLEARED BOTH OUR AIRCRAFTS FOR THE SAME RUNWAY GOING IN OPPOSITE DIRECTIONS. WE ARE ON A COLLISION COURSE.. INSTRUCTIONS, PLEASE." Atlanta ATC: "Well bless your hearts. And praise Jesus. Y'all be careful now and tell Allah "hey" for us -- " __________________ -Every road leads to a town, every town has a tavern, therefore you are never really lost. -If you are gonna be stupid, you'd better be tough. Jim Parrish -->

10-30-2009, 08:47 AM	#2
Nighthawk Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: South Central Texas Posts: 3,330	Re: Ya Gotta Love the South __________________ Our obligations to our country never cease but with our lives." --John Adams, letter to Benjamin Rush, April 18, 1808 NRA Life TSRA Life GOA Member

10-30-2009, 09:55 AM	#3
tntrucker V.I.P. Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Posts: 119	Re: Ya Gotta Love the South That's great.

10-31-2009, 02:30 AM	#4
Maximilian II Advanced Senior Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Northwest GA Posts: 1,381	Re: Ya Gotta Love the South That explains the aerobatics I saw that day driving around I-285! Right over the spot where the interstate goes under the runway. Nice! __________________ Karma is just justice, without the satisfaction. And I don't believe in justice. -Joe Sarno, bagman.