The Beer Prayer
which art in barrels,
hallowed by thy drink,
I will be drunk
at home as in the tavern.
Give us this day our foamy head,
and forgive us our spillages,
as we forgive those who spill upon us.
And lead us not into incarceration,
but deliver us from hangovers,
For thine is the beer, the bitter and the lager
forever and ever ...