What Sex Are They?.....
ZIPLOC BAGS - male, because they hold everything in,
but you can always see right through them.
SHOE - male, because it is usually unpolished, with
its tongue hanging out.
COPIER - female, because once turned off, it takes a
while to warm up.
TIRE - male, because it goes bald and often is over
HOT AIR BALLOON - male, because to get it to go
anywhere you have to light a fire under it ... and, of
course, there's the hot air part.
SPONGES - female, because they are soft and squeezable
and retain water.
SUBWAY - male, because it uses the same old lines to
pick people up.
HOURGLASS - female, because over time, the weight
shifts to the bottom.
HAMMER - male, because it hasn't evolved much over the
last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.
REMOTE CONTROL - female ! .... Ha! You thought I'd say
male. But consider, it gives men pleasure, he'd be
lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the
right buttons to push, he keeps trying.