whats yur xcuse this time - The Firearms Forum

ibtrukn · 05-14-2003, 08:12 AM

It's a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at the zoo. She's wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring dress, sleeveless with straps. As they walk through the ape exhibit and pass in front of a very large gorilla. The gorilla goes ape. He jumps up on the bars, holding on with one hand (and 2 feet), grunting and pounding his chest with the free hand. He is obviously excited at the pretty lady in the wavy dress. The husband, noticing the excitement, suggests that his wife tease the poor fellow. The husband suggests she pucker her lips, wiggle her bottom, and play along. She does and Mr. Gorilla gets even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead. Then the husband suggests that she let one of her straps fall, she does, and Mr. Gorilla is just about to tear the bars down. "Now try lifting your dress up your thighs"... this drives the gorilla absolutely crazy. Then, quickly the husband grabs his wife by the hair, rips open the door to the cage, slings her in with the gorilla and says, "Now, tell HIM you have a headache."

Gunfyter · 05-14-2003, 09:01 AM

ROTFLMAO

inplanotx · 05-14-2003, 09:59 AM

Dat's a keeper, IB!

05-14-2003, 11:21 AM

Same thing happen to me, that damn gorrila like to never let me go.

Good one IB, you always have the zingers.

GG

05-14-2003, 08:12 AM	#1
ibtrukn Advanced Senior Member Join Date: May 2001 Location: central N.J. Posts: 4,335	whats yur xcuse this time It's a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at the zoo. She's wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring dress, sleeveless with straps. As they walk through the ape exhibit and pass in front of a very large gorilla. The gorilla goes ape. He jumps up on the bars, holding on with one hand (and 2 feet), grunting and pounding his chest with the free hand. He is obviously excited at the pretty lady in the wavy dress. The husband, noticing the excitement, suggests that his wife tease the poor fellow. The husband suggests she pucker her lips, wiggle her bottom, and play along. She does and Mr. Gorilla gets even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead. Then the husband suggests that she let one of her straps fall, she does, and Mr. Gorilla is just about to tear the bars down. "Now try lifting your dress up your thighs"... this drives the gorilla absolutely crazy. Then, quickly the husband grabs his wife by the hair, rips open the door to the cage, slings her in with the gorilla and says, "Now, tell HIM you have a headache." -->

05-14-2003, 09:01 AM	#2
Gunfyter Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Western Maryland Posts: 1,956	ROTFLMAO __________________ Anything worth shooting once, is worth shooting again. If it ain't broke, break it. Someone needs the work

05-14-2003, 09:59 AM	#3
inplanotx Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 8,897	Dat's a keeper, IB!

05-14-2003, 11:21 AM	#4
Gunguy Adnanced Senior Member Posts: n/a	Same thing happen to me, that damn gorrila like to never let me go. Good one IB, you always have the zingers. GG