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12-19-2009, 07:20 PM
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Never Lose Your Grandson! A heart-warming story.
My small grandson got lost at the shopping mall.........
He approached a uniformed security guard and said "I've lost my grandpa!" "The guard asked, "What's he like?" The little tyke hesitated for a moment and then replied, READY....  "Jack Daniels whiskey and women with big boobs." ... 
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12-19-2009, 11:52 PM
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Re: Never Lose Your Grandson! A heart-warming story.
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12-20-2009, 05:16 AM
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Re: Never Lose Your Grandson! A heart-warming story.
Now you know why some people have a harness and leash on their kids at the mall.
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12-20-2009, 01:28 PM
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Re: Never Lose Your Grandson! A heart-warming story.
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