The Fireman

skiingfool1974 · 05-17-2003, 09:42 PM

A fireman came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go.
"From now on, when I say BELL 1 I want you to strip naked. When I say BELL 2, I want you to jump in bed. And when I say BELL 3, we are going to make love all night."
The next night he came home from work and yelled "BELL 1!"
The wife promptly took all her clothes off.
Then he yelled "BELL 2!"
The wife jumped into bed.
Then he yelled "BELL 3!"
They began making love.
After a few minutes the wife yelled "BELL 4!"
"What the hell is BELL 4?" asked the husband.
"ROLL OUT MORE HOSE," she yelled, "YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE!"

ruffitt · 05-17-2003, 11:56 PM

05-17-2003, 09:42 PM	#1
skiingfool1974 V.I.P. Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Vermont Posts: 242	The Fireman A fireman came home from work one day and told his wife, "You know, we have a wonderful system at the fire station: BELL 1 rings and we all put on our jackets, BELL 2 rings and we all slide down the pole, BELL 3 rings and we're on the fire truck ready to go. "From now on, when I say BELL 1 I want you to strip naked. When I say BELL 2, I want you to jump in bed. And when I say BELL 3, we are going to make love all night." The next night he came home from work and yelled "BELL 1!" The wife promptly took all her clothes off. Then he yelled "BELL 2!" The wife jumped into bed. Then he yelled "BELL 3!" They began making love. After a few minutes the wife yelled "BELL 4!" "What the hell is BELL 4?" asked the husband. "ROLL OUT MORE HOSE," she yelled, "YOU'RE NOWHERE NEAR THE FIRE!" -->

05-17-2003, 11:56 PM	#2
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