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ibtrukn · 05-23-2003, 09:04 PM

Subject: Husband and Wife

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She
puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting
at
the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in
deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wiped a tear from
his
eye and takes a sip of his coffee.

"What's the matter, dear?," she whispers as she steps into the room,

"Why are you down here at this time of night?".

The husband looks up from his coffee, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we
were dating, and you were only 16?" he asks solemnly.

"Yes I do" she replies.

The husband paused. The words were not coming easily. "Do you remember when
your father, the cop, caught us in the back seat of my car making love?"

"Yes, I remember" said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him.

The husband continued, "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my
face
and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I'll send you to jail for 20
years?"

"I remember that too," she replied softly.

He wiped another tear from his cheek and said... "I would have gotten out
today."

Smokin Guns · 05-23-2003, 09:12 PM

skiingfool1974 · 05-24-2003, 12:02 AM

HAHAHA!!!!!! Nice one IB!

armedandsafe · 05-24-2003, 10:34 AM

When cars were first invented, they all had floor shifts. The back seat was invented by the first teenager to own one.

ibtrukn · 05-24-2003, 12:58 PM

sonny I said sonny, ma T model had 3 countem 3 pedal on da floor, didnt get in the way of anything less ugot rambunctious

armedandsafe · 05-24-2003, 05:18 PM

That's what I said, IB. That's what I said.

05-23-2003, 09:04 PM	#1
ibtrukn Advanced Senior Member Join Date: May 2001 Location: central N.J. Posts: 4,335	Back seats Subject: Husband and Wife A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in bed. She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at the wall. She watches as he wiped a tear from his eye and takes a sip of his coffee. "What's the matter, dear?," she whispers as she steps into the room, "Why are you down here at this time of night?". The husband looks up from his coffee, "Do you remember 20 years ago when we were dating, and you were only 16?" he asks solemnly. "Yes I do" she replies. The husband paused. The words were not coming easily. "Do you remember when your father, the cop, caught us in the back seat of my car making love?" "Yes, I remember" said the wife, lowering herself into a chair beside him. The husband continued, "Do you remember when he shoved the shotgun in my face and said, 'Either you marry my daughter, or I'll send you to jail for 20 years?" "I remember that too," she replied softly. He wiped another tear from his cheek and said... "I would have gotten out today." -->

05-23-2003, 09:12 PM	#2
Smokin Guns Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: "Gun Culture Members Clubhouse"... Posts: 4,463	__________________

05-24-2003, 12:02 AM	#3
skiingfool1974 V.I.P. Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Vermont Posts: 242	HAHAHA!!!!!! Nice one IB!

05-24-2003, 10:34 AM	#4
armedandsafe Former Guest Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Moses Lake, WA Posts: 10,344	When cars were first invented, they all had floor shifts. The back seat was invented by the first teenager to own one.

05-24-2003, 12:58 PM	#5
ibtrukn Advanced Senior Member Join Date: May 2001 Location: central N.J. Posts: 4,335	sonny I said sonny, ma T model had 3 countem 3 pedal on da floor, didnt get in the way of anything less ugot rambunctious

05-24-2003, 05:18 PM	#6
armedandsafe Former Guest Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Moses Lake, WA Posts: 10,344	That's what I said, IB. That's what I said.