SGT. Mount's Thought of the Day - The Firearms Forum

AL MOUNT · 03-31-2010, 08:51 AM

A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway next to a priest.

The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick,

and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket.

He opened his newspaper and began reading.

After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked,

'Say Father, what causes arthritis?'

The priest replies, 'My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap,

wicked women, too much alcohol, contempt for your fellow man,

sleeping around with prostitutes and lack of a bath.'

The drunk muttered in response,

'Well, I'll be damned, ' Then returned to his paper.

The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized.

'I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong.

How long have you had arthritis?'

The drunk answered, 'I don't have it, Father.

I was just reading here that the Pope does.'

MORAL: Make sure you understand the question before offering the answer.

Crpdeth · 03-31-2010, 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by AL MOUNT

...and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket.

It's half full!!!

Thanks Al.

wpage · 04-03-2010, 06:59 PM

[QUOTE=Crpdeth;618828]It's half full!!

Half Empty!

Eddie N · 04-04-2010, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Crpdeth

It's half full!!!

Thanks Al.

[QUOTE=wpage;620061]

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Originally Posted by Crpdeth

It's half full!!

Half Empty!

Wouldn't that depend on what it was before? Did he put some in? Half full. Did he take some out? Half empty.

03-31-2010, 08:51 AM	#1
AL MOUNT Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Cleaning my Thompson in The Foothills of the Ozark Mountains Posts: 3,108	SGT. Mount's Thought of the Day A drunk man who smelled like beer sat down on a subway next to a priest. The man's tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading. After a few minutes the man turned to the priest and asked, 'Say Father, what causes arthritis?' The priest replies, 'My Son, it's caused by loose living, being with cheap, wicked women, too much alcohol, contempt for your fellow man, sleeping around with prostitutes and lack of a bath.' The drunk muttered in response, 'Well, I'll be damned, ' Then returned to his paper. The priest, thinking about what he had said, nudged the man and apologized. 'I'm very sorry. I didn't mean to come on so strong. How long have you had arthritis?' The drunk answered, 'I don't have it, Father. I was just reading here that the Pope does.' MORAL: Make sure you understand the question before offering the answer. __________________ 501st Parachute Infantry Regiment 101st Airborne Division Vietnam 67-68 -->

04-03-2010, 06:59 PM	#3
wpage Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,471	Re: SGT. Mount's Thought of the Day [QUOTE=Crpdeth;618828]It's half full!! Half Empty! __________________ "You shall recieve power" Acts 1:8 W