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Old 04-08-2010, 06:33 PM   #1
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Default HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK:

1. Open a new file in your computer.



2. Name it "Barack Obama"



3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.



4. Empty the Recycle Bin.



5. Your PC will ask you: Do you really want to get rid of "Barack

Obama"?



6. Firmly Click "Yes"



7. Feel better?



GOOD - Tomorrow we'll do Nancy Pelosi.
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Old 04-08-2010, 07:54 PM   #2
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Old 04-08-2010, 11:33 PM   #3
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Sounds good to me! And enough "new files" to last a long time!
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Old 04-09-2010, 05:51 AM   #5
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Funny!
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