Judy and her husband Bob went for counseling after 25
years of marriage.
When asked what the problem was, Judy went into a
passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had
ever had in the 25 years they had been married.
She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy,
emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an
entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured over the
course of their marriage.
Finally, after allowing this to go on for a
sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked
around the desk and after asking Judy to stand,
embraced her, unbuttoned her blouse and bra, put his hands
on her breasts and massaged them thoroughly, while kissing
her passionately as her husband Bob watched with a
Judy shut up, buttoned up her blouse, and quietly sat
down while basking in the glow of being highly aroused.
The therapist turned to Bob and said, 'This is
what your wife needs at least three times a week.. Can you
Bob thought for a moment and replied, 'Well, I
can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays, but on
Fridays, I play golf.