Al and Joe - The Firearms Forum

Gunfyter · 06-11-2003, 07:30 AM

Al and Joe are bungee-jumping one day. Al says to Joe, "You know, we could make a lot of money running our own bungee-jumping service in Mexico. They don't have it there."

Joe thinks this is a great idea, so they pool their money and buy everything they'll need: a tower, an elastic cord, insurance, etc.

They travel to Mexico and begin to set up on the square. As they are constructing the tower, a crowd begins to assemble.

Slowly, more and more people gather to watch them at work. When they had finished, there was such a crowd they thought it would be a good idea to give
a demonstration.

So Al jumps. He bounces at the end of the cord, but when he comes back up Joe notices that he has a few cuts and scratches. Unfortunately, Joe isn't able to catch him, and he falls again, bounces and comes back up again. This time, he is bruised and bleeding. Again Joe misses him.

Al falls again and bounces back up. This time he comes back pretty messed up: he's got a couple of broken bones and the cuts and scratches have become deep gashes. His whole body is bruised, and
he is barely conscious.

Luckily, Joe finally catches him this time and says, "What the hell happened? Was the cord too long?"

Barely able to speak, Al gasps, "No the bungee cord was fine. It was the crowd.

What the heck is a piñata?"

SouthernMoss · 06-11-2003, 08:25 AM

Gunfyter · 06-11-2003, 09:02 AM

Ok SM, where is the library of emoticons? You and SG seem to have your own private stash, so how about sharing?

SouthernMoss · 06-11-2003, 09:14 AM

Yeah, every time I find a good one, SG steals it from me!!

He seems to especially like my curtsy girl, which was a special gift to me from Piggy.

I have mine stored at my personal webspace, but SG has a sticky down in the Test Forum that has a bunch that he's accumulated.... including the ones he stole from me!

Gunfyter · 06-11-2003, 11:14 AM

Well the, since all is fair in love and war, I guess I'll drop by and see what I can make off with.

Gunfyter · 06-11-2003, 12:46 PM

Whew, that's quite an array. I'd admit to not being the most knowledgeable when it comes to this stuff, so do you go to the test forum folder each time and copy/paste the one you want?

Smokin Guns · 06-11-2003, 08:10 PM

So Mo...

...Gunfyter...Just open a second window to TFF...

...

SouthernMoss · 06-11-2003, 08:17 PM

SG, I see you've been snooping in my emoticon stash again.... bet you even stole the one of the girl in the bikini throwing kisses.

Smokin Guns · 06-11-2003, 08:49 PM

Sheet!...Where is it?...gunna go on "Patrol" now!...

Gunfyter · 06-12-2003, 09:47 AM

SG, told you I was PC challenged. Got the second window open, right click "copy" the emoticom. Go to paste but nothing is there. Whaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssssssssssssup?

SouthernMoss · 06-12-2003, 09:57 AM

Gunfyter, when you right-click on the image, go to Properties. Highlight and copy the Url for the image. Then in your message composition window, click the IMG button and paste the URL into the prompt that comes up.

Gunfyter · 06-12-2003, 10:07 AM

Thanky. I keep on, one of these days I'm gonna be a SPERT.

swanshot · 06-12-2003, 10:34 AM

hey this works!!!!!
Now all I godda do is get some of my own

06-11-2003, 07:30 AM	#1
Gunfyter Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Western Maryland Posts: 1,956	Al and Joe Al and Joe are bungee-jumping one day. Al says to Joe, "You know, we could make a lot of money running our own bungee-jumping service in Mexico. They don't have it there." Joe thinks this is a great idea, so they pool their money and buy everything they'll need: a tower, an elastic cord, insurance, etc. They travel to Mexico and begin to set up on the square. As they are constructing the tower, a crowd begins to assemble. Slowly, more and more people gather to watch them at work. When they had finished, there was such a crowd they thought it would be a good idea to give a demonstration. So Al jumps. He bounces at the end of the cord, but when he comes back up Joe notices that he has a few cuts and scratches. Unfortunately, Joe isn't able to catch him, and he falls again, bounces and comes back up again. This time, he is bruised and bleeding. Again Joe misses him. Al falls again and bounces back up. This time he comes back pretty messed up: he's got a couple of broken bones and the cuts and scratches have become deep gashes. His whole body is bruised, and he is barely conscious. Luckily, Joe finally catches him this time and says, "What the hell happened? Was the cord too long?" Barely able to speak, Al gasps, "No the bungee cord was fine. It was the crowd. What the heck is a piñata?" __________________ Anything worth shooting once, is worth shooting again. If it ain't broke, break it. Someone needs the work -->

06-11-2003, 09:02 AM	#3
Gunfyter Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Western Maryland Posts: 1,956	Ok SM, where is the library of emoticons? You and SG seem to have your own private stash, so how about sharing? __________________ Anything worth shooting once, is worth shooting again. If it ain't broke, break it. Someone needs the work

06-11-2003, 11:14 AM	#5
Gunfyter Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Western Maryland Posts: 1,956	Well the, since all is fair in love and war, I guess I'll drop by and see what I can make off with. __________________ Anything worth shooting once, is worth shooting again. If it ain't broke, break it. Someone needs the work

06-11-2003, 12:46 PM	#6
Gunfyter Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Western Maryland Posts: 1,956	Whew, that's quite an array. I'd admit to not being the most knowledgeable when it comes to this stuff, so do you go to the test forum folder each time and copy/paste the one you want? __________________ Anything worth shooting once, is worth shooting again. If it ain't broke, break it. Someone needs the work

06-11-2003, 08:10 PM	#7
Smokin Guns Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: "Gun Culture Members Clubhouse"... Posts: 4,463	So Mo......Gunfyter...Just open a second window to TFF... ... __________________

06-11-2003, 08:25 AM	#2
SouthernMoss Admin Tech Staff Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: SW MS Contributor Posts: 10,651

06-11-2003, 09:14 AM	#4
SouthernMoss Admin Tech Staff Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: SW MS Contributor Posts: 10,651	Yeah, every time I find a good one, SG steals it from me!! He seems to especially like my curtsy girl, which was a special gift to me from Piggy. I have mine stored at my personal webspace, but SG has a sticky down in the Test Forum that has a bunch that he's accumulated.... including the ones he stole from me!

06-11-2003, 08:17 PM	#8
SouthernMoss Admin Tech Staff Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: SW MS Contributor Posts: 10,651	SG, I see you've been snooping in my emoticon stash again.... bet you even stole the one of the girl in the bikini throwing kisses.

06-11-2003, 08:49 PM	#9
Smokin Guns Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: "Gun Culture Members Clubhouse"... Posts: 4,463	Hey! Sheet!...Where is it?...gunna go on "Patrol" now!... __________________

06-12-2003, 09:47 AM	#10
Gunfyter Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Western Maryland Posts: 1,956	SG, told you I was PC challenged. Got the second window open, right click "copy" the emoticom. Go to paste but nothing is there. Whaaaaaaaaaaasssssssssssssssssssssup? __________________ Anything worth shooting once, is worth shooting again. If it ain't broke, break it. Someone needs the work

06-12-2003, 09:57 AM	#11
SouthernMoss Admin Tech Staff Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: SW MS Contributor Posts: 10,651	Gunfyter, when you right-click on the image, go to Properties. Highlight and copy the Url for the image. Then in your message composition window, click the IMG button and paste the URL into the prompt that comes up.

06-12-2003, 10:07 AM	#12
Gunfyter Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Western Maryland Posts: 1,956	Thanky. I keep on, one of these days I'm gonna be a SPERT. __________________ Anything worth shooting once, is worth shooting again. If it ain't broke, break it. Someone needs the work

06-12-2003, 10:34 AM	#13
swanshot Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Perth western australia Posts: 1,436	hey this works!!!!! Now all I godda do is get some of my own __________________ If you don't bleed you haven't bin trying Last edited by swanshot; 06-12-2003 at 10:39 AM..