The Woman and the Genie
A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a
She picked it up and rubbed it, and lo-and-behold a Genie
The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes.
The Genie said, "Nope, sorry three-wish genies are a story-tale
I'm a one-wish genie. So...what'll it be?"
The woman didn't hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle
See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each
and I want all the Arabs to love Jews and Americans and
will bring about world peace and harmony."
The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lady, be reasonable.
countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm out of
after being in a bottle for five hundred years. I'm good but not
good! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish and please
The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been
to find the right man. You know, one that's considerate and fun,
cook and helps with the house cleaning, is great in bed and gets
with my family, doesn't watch sports all the time, and is
That's what I wish for .. a good man."
The Genie let out a long sigh, shook his head and said: "Let me
that freakin' map again."
Anything worth shooting once, is worth shooting again.
If it ain't broke, break it. Someone needs the work