The Woman and the Genie

[Gunfyter]

A woman was walking along the beach when she stumbled upon a
bottle.
She picked it up and rubbed it, and lo-and-behold a Genie
appeared.
The amazed woman asked if she got three wishes.

The Genie said, "Nope, sorry three-wish genies are a story-tale
myth.
I'm a one-wish genie. So...what'll it be?"

The woman didn't hesitate. She said, "I want peace in the Middle
East.
See this map? I want these countries to stop fighting with each
other
and I want all the Arabs to love Jews and Americans and
vice-versa. It
will bring about world peace and harmony."

The Genie looked at the map and exclaimed, "Lady, be reasonable.
These
countries have been at war for thousands of years. I'm out of
shape
after being in a bottle for five hundred years. I'm good but not
THAT
good! I don't think it can be done. Make another wish and please
be
reasonable."

The woman thought for a minute and said, "Well, I've never been
able
to find the right man. You know, one that's considerate and fun,
likes
to
cook and helps with the house cleaning, is great in bed and gets
along
with my family, doesn't watch sports all the time, and is
faithful.
That's what I wish for .. a good man."

The Genie let out a long sigh, shook his head and said: "Let me
see
that freakin' map again."