Men's Rules - The Firearms Forum

Gunfyter · 06-12-2003, 07:58 AM

SM, hope you enjoy this one.

We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules for the male side. Finally!! So these are OUR rules! Please note...these are number "1" ON PURPOSE.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. You can handle it. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.
1. Weekends=shooting. It's like the full moon. Let it be.
1.Crying is Blackmail.
1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one. Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!
1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.
1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.
1.A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissable in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days.
1. If you want dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
1. If you think you're fat, your probably are. Don't ask us.
1.If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.
1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us what you want done, not both if you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.
1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
1.Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we.
1.ALL men see in only 16 colors, Window default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.
1.If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.
1. If we ask what is wrong, and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you're lying, but it's just not worth the hassle.
1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as feeshing, shooting and or Monster trucks.
1. You have enough clothes.
1. You have enough shoes.
1. I am in shape. Round in shape.
1. Thanks for reading this, Yes I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know men don't really mind that, it's like camping.

SouthernMoss · 06-12-2003, 08:44 AM

I have seen this one and have even passed it on to several of my guy friends! I agree with a lot of them.... except for #1, #1, and #1.

Gunfyter · 06-12-2003, 08:51 AM

LOL

pickenup · 06-12-2003, 01:47 PM

At the risk of getting a black eye, yup to these.

gwitness1 · 06-12-2003, 06:26 PM

heh-heh......SMACK!!!!....... oops sorry dear, didn't know you were reading over my shoulder........

Smokin Guns · 06-12-2003, 08:34 PM

Gunna save this one!...sleepin' on the couch is like campin', kind'a hits home 'round here!...Mr. Couch is my "Best Friend"...

swanshot · 06-13-2003, 08:38 PM

Fowarded this on to 2 female friends.
Won't show it to to the lovely Mrs swanshot though.
Our couch is too short for comfort.

Any how I'd hafta fight the dog for it.

Smokin Guns · 06-13-2003, 09:06 PM

swanshot · 06-14-2003, 05:37 AM

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Originally posted by Smokin Guns
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I love, I just love it LOL

ibtrukn · 06-14-2003, 09:15 AM

nice brown doggie, bet his name is Spot

swanshot · 06-14-2003, 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ibtrukn
nice brown doggie, bet his name is Spot

Her name is lollie, and she re-defines the term "couch potatoe"
This dog grumbles about having to get off the couch to eat.

swanshot · 06-14-2003, 09:30 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ibtrukn
nice brown doggie, bet his name is Spot

Her name is lollie, and she re-defines the term "couch potatoe"
This dog grumbles about having to get off the couch to eat.

This is her mad mate

swanshot · 06-14-2003, 09:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by ibtrukn
nice brown doggie, bet his name is Spot

Her name is lollie, and she re-defines the term "couch potato"
This dog grumbles about having to get off the couch to eat.

This is her mad mate. Sorry about the repeated message, I'll get this bloody picture thing sooner or later.

inplanotx · 06-14-2003, 12:27 PM

I ain't touchin that one with a ten foot pole!

06-12-2003, 08:51 AM	#3
Gunfyter Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Western Maryland Posts: 1,956	LOL __________________ Anything worth shooting once, is worth shooting again. If it ain't broke, break it. Someone needs the work

06-12-2003, 01:47 PM	#4
pickenup Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Colorado Rocky Mountains Posts: 6,841	At the risk of getting a black eye, yup to these. __________________ The gene pool needs chlorine

06-12-2003, 06:26 PM	#5
gwitness1 Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: washington state Posts: 20	heh-heh......SMACK!!!!....... oops sorry dear, didn't know you were reading over my shoulder........ __________________ democracy: the art of running the circus from the monkey cage

06-12-2003, 08:34 PM	#6
Smokin Guns Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: "Gun Culture Members Clubhouse"... Posts: 4,463	Yup!... Gunna save this one!...sleepin' on the couch is like campin', kind'a hits home 'round here!...Mr. Couch is my "Best Friend"... __________________ Last edited by Smokin Guns; 06-12-2003 at 08:35 PM..

06-13-2003, 08:38 PM	#7
swanshot Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Perth western australia Posts: 1,436	Fowarded this on to 2 female friends. Won't show it to to the lovely Mrs swanshot though. Our couch is too short for comfort. Any how I'd hafta fight the dog for it. Attached Images __________________ If you don't bleed you haven't bin trying

06-12-2003, 07:58 AM	#1
Gunfyter Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Western Maryland Posts: 1,956	Men's Rules SM, hope you enjoy this one. We always hear "the rules" from the female side. Now here are the rules for the male side. Finally!! So these are OUR rules! Please note...these are number "1" ON PURPOSE. 1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. You can handle it. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down. 1. Weekends=shooting. It's like the full moon. Let it be. 1.Crying is Blackmail. 1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one. Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it! 1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question. 1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for. 1.A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor. 1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissable in an argument. In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 days. 1. If you want dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys. 1. If you think you're fat, your probably are. Don't ask us. 1.If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one. 1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us what you want done, not both if you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself. 1. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials. 1.Christopher Columbus did not need directions, and neither do we. 1.ALL men see in only 16 colors, Window default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is. 1.If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that. 1. If we ask what is wrong, and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you're lying, but it's just not worth the hassle. 1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear. 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as feeshing, shooting and or Monster trucks. 1. You have enough clothes. 1. You have enough shoes. 1. I am in shape. Round in shape. 1. Thanks for reading this, Yes I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight, but did you know men don't really mind that, it's like camping. __________________ Anything worth shooting once, is worth shooting again. If it ain't broke, break it. Someone needs the work -->

06-12-2003, 08:44 AM	#2
SouthernMoss Admin Tech Staff Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: SW MS Contributor Posts: 10,651	I have seen this one and have even passed it on to several of my guy friends! I agree with a lot of them.... except for #1, #1, and #1.

06-13-2003, 09:06 PM	#8
Smokin Guns Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: "Gun Culture Members Clubhouse"... Posts: 4,463	Poor Dog!... ... Attached Images __________________

06-14-2003, 09:15 AM	#10
ibtrukn Advanced Senior Member Join Date: May 2001 Location: central N.J. Posts: 4,335	nice brown doggie, bet his name is Spot

06-14-2003, 12:27 PM	#14
inplanotx Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 8,897	I ain't touchin that one with a ten foot pole! __________________