White Trash Party Food Ideas - The Firearms Forum

45nut · 06-04-2010, 08:14 AM

I'm going to throw a white trash party and need some ideas on food to serve. I have some ideas, but thought y'all would like to join in the fun and help with ideas of your own.

Spam Kabobs
Fried Spam plain or with Velveeta in sandwiches
Mac & cheese
Chicken Spaghetti
Frito Chili Pie
Chips & dips (the cheap ones already made up)
Little Smokie’s in BBQ
Vienna Sausages wrapped in cheese
Totino’s Pizza
Pizza Rolls
Grapefruit Ball - w/ Spam, cheese & Vienna Sausages on tooth picks
Beanie Weenie
Cheese Whiz & saltines
Sardines & Crackers
Twinkies
Ding Dongs
Pigs in a blanket
Fried Bologna sandwiches
Peanut Butter & Banana sandwiches
Pork Rinds, naturally, the hot ones
Veg-All Casserole (veg-all casserole: two cans of veg-all, drained, mixed with a few chunks of velveeta and topped with Ritz cracker crumbs mixed with melted butter

Saucy Twist Pork Dish
Worth it for the name alone.
4 oz uncooked corkscrew-shaped macaroni (that would be known as “rotini” to most people in the world)
1/2 c. finely chopped onion
1/2 cup chopped green pepper
1 T. butter or margarine
1 can (12 oz) pork luncheon meat, cut into cubes (this would be your SPAM, which apparently is the only company

Any ideas for me???

pinecone70 · 06-04-2010, 08:18 AM

The crowning glory of a white trash table would have to be a possum cooked whole, with a crab apple in its mouth. I'm not sure of the availability of those critters in your area though, but you could probably form one out of SPAM and brown it up in the oven....

navis128 · 06-04-2010, 08:53 AM

I'm nauseous just reading it...

How 'bout some Pepto?

Opossum is Hillbilly - not White Trash - you shouldn't insult the hillbillies!

Armadillo may be more appropriate, but we do have a lot of Opossum down in our neck.

jack404 · 06-04-2010, 09:31 AM

white trash ?? educate me here please folks ?? i thought white trash only ate burgers and fries and such fast food

never cooked nuthing , maybe nuked a few things but thats about it or have i missed a lot in my travels across the US of A

if these folks aint white trash what are they ?? besides future coronary care patients??

navis128 · 06-04-2010, 10:09 AM

Don't know where my explanation went...

I called a black man white trash once...p!$$ed him off more than if I would have called him a...

White trash...buy beer and cigarettes before they'll buy groceries for their trailer with wall to wall garbage that they don't mind their children living in...and they always have trash in the yard. Now a couple of cars on blocks can be just redneck, but a redneck isn't necessarily white trash although white trash can also be redneck.

Here's an example. A couple that were "acquaintances" lived by me for a couple of months. They moved, I moved. Months and months later they actually found where I lived and came over to my house and asked if they could take a shower etc. All the while they were scratching their skin raw! When I told them I was on my way out they told me they'd be sure to lock up for me. When I said no they looked at me indignant and offended. I told them if they would just hold down a job, the could take care of themselves and their urchin child.

cycloneman · 06-04-2010, 11:39 AM

did you have bean dip.

oreos
squeese cheese

i have to look back at your list. fear not i have contacted a professional food mixer of sorts. give him some time and he may chim in.

i think this is a funny thread.

navis128 · 06-04-2010, 11:45 AM

Well cycloneman...you sure need to laugh!

Y'all holdin' up? Hear the Mr. Jindahl told OBLABA to F-off and they're building the sand bars. That's good news. Bummer about the Brown Pelican though.

Looked on the internet for a response or remediation position...they are just wanting locals, but they're just standing around with plastic trashbags and their tyvek tied around their waist...I don't get it?

Alpo · 06-04-2010, 11:50 AM

How about a hot-dog crown roast. Fill it with chili.

navis128 · 06-04-2010, 11:53 AM

That is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen - food wise -

cycloneman · 06-04-2010, 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by navis128

Well cycloneman...you sure need to laugh!

Y'all holdin' up? Hear the Mr. Jindahl told OBLABA to F-off and they're building the sand bars. That's good news. Bummer about the Brown Pelican though.

Looked on the internet for a response or remediation position...they are just wanting locals, but they're just standing around with plastic trashbags and their tyvek tied around their waist...I don't get it?

yep i laughing for a change.

have you seen the latest videos. oil is gushing like never before.

dons2346 · 06-04-2010, 03:32 PM

Cheetos, gotta have Cheetos.

358 winchester · 06-04-2010, 04:02 PM

I love you all but you are just starting to learn the fine arts of redneck / white trash / hillbilly cooking.

Red peanut butter
potted meat and horseradish with mayo
fig preserves with toast and PBR beer
Pickled pig feet and hot sauce ( home made not that store stuff)
cantaloupe with crushed red peppers on it
watermelon with miracle whip
potted meat gravy over rice with some fried animal of some kind
Wild roasted pig tails and tongues dipped in Habanero sauce
These are just the starters I will get back to you later with some main dishes.

navis128 · 06-04-2010, 04:31 PM

Ok, I just figured out I'm not as much of a redneck as I thought...excuse me plee....

USMCSpeedy · 06-04-2010, 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cycloneman

did you have bean dip.

oreos
squeese cheese

i have to look back at your list. fear not i have contacted a professional food mixer of sorts. give him some time and he may chim in.

i think this is a funny thread.

Squeeze Cheeze is good but the stuff in a spray can is the only way to go!

358 winchester · 06-04-2010, 05:07 PM

Fried mullet gizzards dipped in oyster sauce is dang good also
Another good dish is fried salmon livers dipped in a little ketchup ( not Heinze )

Gabob · 06-04-2010, 05:10 PM

358 Winchester forgot to include
candied catfish eyeballs

cycloneman · 06-04-2010, 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 358 winchester

Fried mullet gizzards dipped in oyster sauce is dang good also
Another good dish is fried salmon livers dipped in a little ketchup ( not Heinze )

hehehhee the pro has showed up

Heinze would ruin it for sure.

dons2346 · 06-04-2010, 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 358 winchester

Fried mullet gizzards dipped in oyster sauce is dang good also
Another good dish is fried salmon livers dipped in a little ketchup ( not Heinze )

Now that it has gone gross, how about some chitterlings and hog maws?

Bobitis · 06-04-2010, 06:40 PM

Anything with gratuitous amounts of pork fat works for me.

Can't do the velveeta thing though. That stuff's just wrong.

A nice yummy horderve is whole water chestnuts wrapped with bacon and broiled till crisp. Serve with non-heinz ketchup and beer.

Simple and amazing.

199er · 06-04-2010, 08:34 PM

How about fried or steamed "Mountain Oysters"? They're very high in cholesterol but considered a White Trash delicacy.

zkovach · 06-05-2010, 07:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Alpo

How about a hot-dog crown roast. Fill it with chili.

that is the funniest thing i have ever seen!!!!!!!!!!!!

Crpdeth · 06-05-2010, 08:10 AM

Hey, Man...

One quick, simple and easy thing that I do, which is a hit...

Put a block of cream cheese on a plate, cover with picante, or home brew salsa and devour with Wheat Thins.

Oh, another thing... Make up some tuna salad and spice that stuff up with cayenne, etc but also chop up a bunch of fresh jalapeno, and serve with Ritz crackers. That spicy, crunchy taste/texture combination... There wont be anything left.

ALPO... That's just nasty looking! Might make a neat chili cheese dog container if filled with chili???

Crpdeth

Crpdeth · 06-05-2010, 08:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Crpdeth

Might make a neat chili cheese dog container if filled with chili???

Crpdeth

Oh wow... You said that already.

Great minds, again! Ha!!!

Crpdeth

Esteban · 06-05-2010, 10:15 AM

Pickled== boiled eggs, hot weenies , & pigs feet. Hot Pork Rinds dipped in , Slim Jims diced & mixed in 1000's Island dressing. Yep, those fried Mullet Gizzards with Texas Pete . Swamp Cabbage, Poke Salad, cornpone, mush, pinto beans w/onions, canned fish steaks or ardines with hot sauce , pork or beef tripe, chitlins , roasted or grilled chicken feet,, BBQ Armadillo. [ I have eaten the Armadillo ]
I need to find some Pepto !

carver · 06-05-2010, 10:38 AM

All this here stuff y'all are talking about ain't white trash food! White trash don't have no money to buy all the fixings y'all are talking about. White trash eat only what comes in cans, or boxes. They don't even have a stove that works most of the time.

06-04-2010, 08:14 AM	#1
45nut Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 3,428	White Trash Party Food Ideas I'm going to throw a white trash party and need some ideas on food to serve. I have some ideas, but thought y'all would like to join in the fun and help with ideas of your own. Spam Kabobs Fried Spam plain or with Velveeta in sandwiches Mac & cheese Chicken Spaghetti Frito Chili Pie Chips & dips (the cheap ones already made up) Little Smokie’s in BBQ Vienna Sausages wrapped in cheese Totino’s Pizza Pizza Rolls Grapefruit Ball - w/ Spam, cheese & Vienna Sausages on tooth picks Beanie Weenie Cheese Whiz & saltines Sardines & Crackers Twinkies Ding Dongs Pigs in a blanket Fried Bologna sandwiches Peanut Butter & Banana sandwiches Pork Rinds, naturally, the hot ones Veg-All Casserole (veg-all casserole: two cans of veg-all, drained, mixed with a few chunks of velveeta and topped with Ritz cracker crumbs mixed with melted butter Saucy Twist Pork Dish Worth it for the name alone. 4 oz uncooked corkscrew-shaped macaroni (that would be known as “rotini” to most people in the world) 1/2 c. finely chopped onion 1/2 cup chopped green pepper 1 T. butter or margarine 1 can (12 oz) pork luncheon meat, cut into cubes (this would be your SPAM, which apparently is the only company Any ideas for me??? __________________ A gun is a tool, Marian; no better or no worse than any other tool: an axe, a shovel or anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it. Remember that. Shane Nemo me impune lacesset We recall the case of the Shoshone war band which showed up complete with one 30-30 rifle per man the week after Pearl Harbor, and simply wanted to have the enemy pointed out to them. "We hear there's a war going on and we want to go fight it." Jeff Cooper *KCCO* -->

06-04-2010, 08:18 AM	#2
pinecone70 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Minnesota Gal! Posts: 4,730	Re: White Trash Party Food Ideas The crowning glory of a white trash table would have to be a possum cooked whole, with a crab apple in its mouth. I'm not sure of the availability of those critters in your area though, but you could probably form one out of SPAM and brown it up in the oven.... __________________ _____________________________________________ "Miss Scarlet, in the library...with a revolver...."

06-04-2010, 08:53 AM	#3
navis128 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Texas Posts: 1,392	Re: White Trash Party Food Ideas I'm nauseous just reading it... How 'bout some Pepto? Opossum is Hillbilly - not White Trash - you shouldn't insult the hillbillies! Armadillo may be more appropriate, but we do have a lot of Opossum down in our neck. __________________ A British general reported to London that the rebels, though untrained, had earned his respect: "Whoever looks upon them as an irregular mob will find himself much mistaken." "But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security." The Declaration of Independence Last edited by navis128; 06-04-2010 at 08:54 AM..

06-04-2010, 09:31 AM	#4
jack404 Former Guest Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Australia Contributor Posts: 17,622	Re: White Trash Party Food Ideas white trash ?? educate me here please folks ?? i thought white trash only ate burgers and fries and such fast food never cooked nuthing , maybe nuked a few things but thats about it or have i missed a lot in my travels across the US of A if these folks aint white trash what are they ?? besides future coronary care patients??

06-04-2010, 10:09 AM	#5
navis128 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Texas Posts: 1,392	Re: White Trash Party Food Ideas Don't know where my explanation went... I called a black man white trash once...p!$$ed him off more than if I would have called him a... White trash...buy beer and cigarettes before they'll buy groceries for their trailer with wall to wall garbage that they don't mind their children living in...and they always have trash in the yard. Now a couple of cars on blocks can be just redneck, but a redneck isn't necessarily white trash although white trash can also be redneck. Here's an example. A couple that were "acquaintances" lived by me for a couple of months. They moved, I moved. Months and months later they actually found where I lived and came over to my house and asked if they could take a shower etc. All the while they were scratching their skin raw! When I told them I was on my way out they told me they'd be sure to lock up for me. When I said no they looked at me indignant and offended. I told them if they would just hold down a job, the could take care of themselves and their urchin child. __________________ A British general reported to London that the rebels, though untrained, had earned his respect: "Whoever looks upon them as an irregular mob will find himself much mistaken." "But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security." The Declaration of Independence

06-04-2010, 11:39 AM	#6
cycloneman Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Louisiana Posts: 7,404	Re: White Trash Party Food Ideas did you have bean dip. oreos squeese cheese i have to look back at your list. fear not i have contacted a professional food mixer of sorts. give him some time and he may chim in. i think this is a funny thread. __________________ Who are you going to serve today?

06-04-2010, 11:45 AM	#7
navis128 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Texas Posts: 1,392	Re: White Trash Party Food Ideas Well cycloneman...you sure need to laugh! Y'all holdin' up? Hear the Mr. Jindahl told OBLABA to F-off and they're building the sand bars. That's good news. Bummer about the Brown Pelican though. Looked on the internet for a response or remediation position...they are just wanting locals, but they're just standing around with plastic trashbags and their tyvek tied around their waist...I don't get it? __________________ A British general reported to London that the rebels, though untrained, had earned his respect: "Whoever looks upon them as an irregular mob will find himself much mistaken." "But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security." The Declaration of Independence

06-04-2010, 11:50 AM	#8
Alpo Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: NW Florida Posts: 8,662	Re: White Trash Party Food Ideas How about a hot-dog crown roast. Fill it with chili. Attached Images __________________ Meddle not in the affairs of dragons, for thou art crunchy, and taste good with catsup - George of Lod, Year of Our Lord 297 I always take precautions. Beware the Evil Bullet Fairies.

06-04-2010, 11:53 AM	#9
navis128 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Texas Posts: 1,392	Re: White Trash Party Food Ideas That is the most disgusting thing I have ever seen - food wise - __________________ A British general reported to London that the rebels, though untrained, had earned his respect: "Whoever looks upon them as an irregular mob will find himself much mistaken." "But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security." The Declaration of Independence

06-04-2010, 03:32 PM	#11
dons2346 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Move between WA and points south Contributor Posts: 1,415	Re: White Trash Party Food Ideas Cheetos, gotta have Cheetos. __________________ "A strong body makes the mind strong. As to the species of exercises, I advise the gun. While this gives moderate exercise to the body, it gives boldness, enterprise and independence to the mind. Games played with the ball, and others of that nature, are too violent for the body and stamp no character on the mind. Let your gun therefore be your constant companion of your walks." --Thomas Jefferson, letter to Peter Carr, 1785

06-04-2010, 04:02 PM	#12
358 winchester TFF Admin Staff Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Pensacola Fl. area Posts: 7,335	Re: White Trash Party Food Ideas I love you all but you are just starting to learn the fine arts of redneck / white trash / hillbilly cooking. Red peanut butter potted meat and horseradish with mayo fig preserves with toast and PBR beer Pickled pig feet and hot sauce ( home made not that store stuff) cantaloupe with crushed red peppers on it watermelon with miracle whip potted meat gravy over rice with some fried animal of some kind Wild roasted pig tails and tongues dipped in Habanero sauce These are just the starters I will get back to you later with some main dishes. __________________ Administrator & Owner RangeDay.com Proud, White, Heterosexual, Gun Owning, Southern American, Christian. Any question about where I stand?

06-04-2010, 04:31 PM	#13
navis128 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Texas Posts: 1,392	Re: White Trash Party Food Ideas Ok, I just figured out I'm not as much of a redneck as I thought...excuse me plee.... __________________ A British general reported to London that the rebels, though untrained, had earned his respect: "Whoever looks upon them as an irregular mob will find himself much mistaken." "But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security." The Declaration of Independence

06-04-2010, 05:07 PM	#15
358 winchester TFF Admin Staff Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Pensacola Fl. area Posts: 7,335	Re: White Trash Party Food Ideas Fried mullet gizzards dipped in oyster sauce is dang good also Another good dish is fried salmon livers dipped in a little ketchup ( not Heinze ) __________________ Administrator & Owner RangeDay.com Proud, White, Heterosexual, Gun Owning, Southern American, Christian. Any question about where I stand?

06-04-2010, 05:10 PM	#16
Gabob Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: SW GA CSA Posts: 1,161	Re: White Trash Party Food Ideas 358 Winchester forgot to include candied catfish eyeballs __________________ NRA Endowment Member Keep Your Powder Dry

06-04-2010, 06:40 PM	#19
Bobitis Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Posts: 6,612	Re: White Trash Party Food Ideas Anything with gratuitous amounts of pork fat works for me. Can't do the velveeta thing though. That stuff's just wrong. A nice yummy horderve is whole water chestnuts wrapped with bacon and broiled till crisp. Serve with non-heinz ketchup and beer. Simple and amazing. __________________ ^.^ A point in every direction is the same as having no point at all

06-04-2010, 08:34 PM	#20
199er Senior Member Join Date: May 2010 Location: Columbia SC Posts: 627	Re: White Trash Party Food Ideas How about fried or steamed "Mountain Oysters"? They're very high in cholesterol but considered a White Trash delicacy.

06-05-2010, 08:10 AM	#22
Crpdeth Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Location: Location Contributor Posts: 8,247	Re: White Trash Party Food Ideas Hey, Man... One quick, simple and easy thing that I do, which is a hit... Put a block of cream cheese on a plate, cover with picante, or home brew salsa and devour with Wheat Thins. Oh, another thing... Make up some tuna salad and spice that stuff up with cayenne, etc but also chop up a bunch of fresh jalapeno, and serve with Ritz crackers. That spicy, crunchy taste/texture combination... There wont be anything left. ALPO... That's just nasty looking! Might make a neat chili cheese dog container if filled with chili??? Crpdeth __________________ Our greatest pretenses are built up not to hide the evil and the ugly in us, but our emptiness. The hardest thing to hide is something that is not there. ~Eric Hoffer

06-05-2010, 10:15 AM	#24
Esteban V.I.P. Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Fl. Posts: 74	Re: White Trash Party Food Ideas Pickled== boiled eggs, hot weenies , & pigs feet. Hot Pork Rinds dipped in , Slim Jims diced & mixed in 1000's Island dressing. Yep, those fried Mullet Gizzards with Texas Pete . Swamp Cabbage, Poke Salad, cornpone, mush, pinto beans w/onions, canned fish steaks or ardines with hot sauce , pork or beef tripe, chitlins , roasted or grilled chicken feet,, BBQ Armadillo. [ I have eaten the Armadillo ] I need to find some Pepto !

06-05-2010, 10:38 AM	#25
carver TFF Moderator/Host Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: DAV, Deep in the Pineywoods of East Texas, just west of Shreveport, LA Contributor Posts: 11,268	Re: White Trash Party Food Ideas All this here stuff y'all are talking about ain't white trash food! White trash don't have no money to buy all the fixings y'all are talking about. White trash eat only what comes in cans, or boxes. They don't even have a stove that works most of the time. __________________ Y'all be safe now, ya hear! Lamentations Chapter 5: 1. Remember, O LORD, what is come upon us: consider, and behold our reproach. 2. Our inheritance is turned to strangers, our houses to aliens. 3. We are orphans and fatherless, our mothers [are] as widows. 5. Our necks [are] under persecution: we labour, [and] have no rest. 16. The crown is fallen [from] our head: woe unto us, that we have sinned! 21. Turn thou us unto thee, O LORD, and we shall be turned; renew our days as of old.