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FN_Project90 · 06-19-2003, 03:01 PM

Key to abbreviations in test questions that follow:

CONS: Conservative (Archconservative)

LIBL: Liberal (Leftwing Wacko)

LBRT: Libertarian (Antigovernment Libertine)

COMM: Communist (Commie Sympathizer)

The Center for Public-Health Dietary Self Control releases a study that says eating just one jelly donut is as harmful to human health as smoking 10,000,000 cartons of cigarettes. Do you...

CONS: keep eating jelly donuts.

LIBL: demand that jelly donuts be removed from vending machines, and public school cafeterias.

LBRT: hoard jelly donuts before they are regulated off grocer's shelves.

COMM: hoard jelly donuts so you can sell them on the black market.

What techniques are best for maintaining discipline in the classroom?

CONS: If just one student misbehaves, severely punish the entire class.

LIBL: Force boys who refuse to settle down to take psychotropic drugs, such as ritalin and prozac.

LBRT: Anyone who doesn't want to be in class can leave.

COMM: Anyone who doesn't want to be in class can be made an example of.

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06-19-2003, 03:01 PM	#1
FN_Project90 Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Atlanta, GA, USA Posts: 803	hehe Key to abbreviations in test questions that follow: CONS: Conservative (Archconservative) LIBL: Liberal (Leftwing Wacko) LBRT: Libertarian (Antigovernment Libertine) COMM: Communist (Commie Sympathizer) The Center for Public-Health Dietary Self Control releases a study that says eating just one jelly donut is as harmful to human health as smoking 10,000,000 cartons of cigarettes. Do you... CONS: keep eating jelly donuts. LIBL: demand that jelly donuts be removed from vending machines, and public school cafeterias. LBRT: hoard jelly donuts before they are regulated off grocer's shelves. COMM: hoard jelly donuts so you can sell them on the black market. What techniques are best for maintaining discipline in the classroom? CONS: If just one student misbehaves, severely punish the entire class. LIBL: Force boys who refuse to settle down to take psychotropic drugs, such as ritalin and prozac. LBRT: Anyone who doesn't want to be in class can leave. COMM: Anyone who doesn't want to be in class can be made an example of. http://www.geocities.com/donaldjhagen/humoroustest.html __________________ Things n' Stuff -->