A Georgia woodpecker and a Kentucky woodpecker were
> arguing about which state had the toughest trees.
> The Georgia woodpecker said that they had a tree that
> no woodpecker could peck.
> The Kentucky woodpecker challenged him and promptly
> pecked a hole in the tree with no problem.
> The Georgia woodpecker was in awe.
> The Kentucky woodpecker then challenged the Georgia
> woodpecker to peck a tree in Kentucky that was
> absolutely un-peckable.
> The Georgia woodpecker expressed confidence that he
> could do it and accepted the challenge.
> After flying to Kentucky, the Georgia woodpecker
> successfully pecked the tree with no problem.
> The two woodpeckers were now confused.
> How is it that the Kentucky woodpecker was able to
> peck the Georgia tree and the Georgia woodpecker was
> able to peck the Kentucky tree when neither one was
> able to peck the tree in their own state?
> After much woodpecker pondering, they both came to
> the same conclusion:
> Your pecker is always harder when you're away from