Hot Coffee

IShootBack · 02-02-2013, 07:27 AM

Gotta love those grandkids. See, they are learning something in certain schools.

I was eating breakfast with my 10-year-old Granddaughter and I asked her, "What day is tomorrow?".

Without skipping a beat she said "It's President's Day!".

She is a smart kid. So I asked her "What does President's Day mean?".

I was waiting for something about Washington or Lincoln .... etc. She replied, "President's Day is when President Obama steps out of the White House, and if he sees his shadow, we have 4 more years of Bull ****."

You know, it hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose!

carver · 02-02-2013, 08:04 AM

I'm glad I had just put my cup down when I read that!

Buckshot · 02-05-2013, 12:01 AM

flboots · 02-05-2013, 07:40 AM

smart kid

02-02-2013, 07:27 AM	#1
IShootBack Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Virginia Posts: 2,303	Hot Coffee Gotta love those grandkids. See, they are learning something in certain schools. I was eating breakfast with my 10-year-old Granddaughter and I asked her, "What day is tomorrow?". Without skipping a beat she said "It's President's Day!". She is a smart kid. So I asked her "What does President's Day mean?". I was waiting for something about Washington or Lincoln .... etc. She replied, "President's Day is when President Obama steps out of the White House, and if he sees his shadow, we have 4 more years of Bull ****." You know, it hurts when hot coffee spurts out your nose! __________________ "The Lord is a warrior, the Lord is his name." Exodus15:3 -->

02-02-2013, 08:04 AM	#2
carver TFF Moderator/Host Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: DAV, Deep in the Pineywoods of East Texas, just west of Shreveport, LA Contributor Posts: 11,214	Re: Hot Coffee I'm glad I had just put my cup down when I read that! __________________ Y'all be safe now, ya hear! Lamentations Chapter 5: 1. Remember, O LORD, what is come upon us: consider, and behold our reproach. 2. Our inheritance is turned to strangers, our houses to aliens. 3. We are orphans and fatherless, our mothers [are] as widows. 5. Our necks [are] under persecution: we labour, [and] have no rest. 16. The crown is fallen [from] our head: woe unto us, that we have sinned! 21. Turn thou us unto thee, O LORD, and we shall be turned; renew our days as of old.

02-05-2013, 12:01 AM	#3
Buckshot Senior Member Join Date: May 2009 Location: Southern AZ Posts: 881	Re: Hot Coffee __________________ United States of America - Born July 4th, 1776 - Killed by 50 million brain-dead zombies November 6th, 2012 Mack: Shame what this town's come to. Charley Waite: You could do something about it. Mack: What? We're freighters. Ralph here's a shopkeeper. Charley Waite: You're men, ain't you? Mack: I didn't raise my boys just to see 'em killed. Charley Waite: Well you may not know this, but there's things that gnaw at a man worse than dying. - Open Range MOLON LABE

02-05-2013, 07:40 AM	#4
flboots V.I.P. Member Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Northeast Florida Posts: 345	Re: Hot Coffee smart kid