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07-12-2010, 11:45 PM
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Speaking German in Texas
Near Fredericksburg , Texas , where there is a large German-speaking population, a farmer walking down a country road notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand. The farmer shouted: "Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen." Which means: (Don't drink the water, the cows have sh-- in it.) The man shouted back: "I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for Obama's health care plan, I can't understand you. Please speak English." The farmer replied: "Use two hands, you'll get more."
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07-15-2010, 07:43 PM
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Re: Speaking German in Texas
GOOD ONE!
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