If I only had a brain - The Firearms Forum

cycloneman · 07-29-2010, 08:24 PM

If you put them all together you still dont have one whole brain

What a ham!

Eddie N · 07-29-2010, 10:07 PM

Cell. Brain cell.

dons2346 · 07-29-2010, 10:21 PM

Well, at least the one on the right has some nice looking legs.

obxned · 07-30-2010, 04:36 AM

So which ones are female, and which ones are impersonaters? I can't tell.

bamajoey · 07-30-2010, 05:08 AM

Elizabeth Hasselbeck or whatever her name is, is the only one with half a brain. The rest wouldn't make good dog food.

Zane71464 · 07-30-2010, 06:26 AM

I think I heard somewhere when Obozo was asked about the "controversy" about being on a talk show, and he replied something to the effect that," it was the only show Mrs. Obozo watches", something to that effect...
I wonder if "she" watches FOX NEWS? Or maybe she is too busy to watch TV due to her non-stop effort trying to solve America's economy situation, or busy on the site of the Gulf Oil Disaster, relentlesly on BP's arse's to get this situation solved and down there with our fellow Americans helping with the clean-up efforts?
Maybe that's what takes up all her time being the first "Obozo Lady"???

Double D · 07-30-2010, 09:37 AM

If Elizabeth would have called in sick we could have called in an air strike.

wpage · 07-30-2010, 09:55 AM

If hot air could be harnesed and sold. This would be a show.

carver · 07-30-2010, 01:05 PM

The solution to our energy crisis, hot air!

Eddie N · 07-30-2010, 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by carver

The solution to our energy crisis, hot air!

And bull----!

07-29-2010, 08:24 PM	#1
cycloneman Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Louisiana Posts: 7,406	If I only had a brain If you put them all together you still dont have one whole brain What a ham! Attached Images __________________ Who are you going to serve today? --> Last edited by cycloneman; 07-29-2010 at 08:25 PM..

07-29-2010, 10:07 PM	#2
Eddie N Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2009 Location: Colorado Contributor Posts: 1,192	Re: If I only had a brain Cell. Brain cell. __________________ September 11, 2001 Hope and Change: I hope there's some change left in my paycheck! 2012: Saying good bye to my paycheck.

07-29-2010, 10:21 PM	#3
dons2346 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Move between WA and points south Contributor Posts: 1,415	Re: If I only had a brain Well, at least the one on the right has some nice looking legs. __________________ "A strong body makes the mind strong. As to the species of exercises, I advise the gun. While this gives moderate exercise to the body, it gives boldness, enterprise and independence to the mind. Games played with the ball, and others of that nature, are too violent for the body and stamp no character on the mind. Let your gun therefore be your constant companion of your walks." --Thomas Jefferson, letter to Peter Carr, 1785

07-30-2010, 04:36 AM	#4
obxned Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 1,342	Re: If I only had a brain So which ones are female, and which ones are impersonaters? I can't tell. __________________ Proud member of a North Carolina Committee of Safety "If we loose Freedom here, there's no place to escape to. This is the Last Stand on Earth!" Ronald Reagan

07-30-2010, 05:08 AM	#5
bamajoey Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Pensacola Contributor Posts: 1,260	Re: If I only had a brain Elizabeth Hasselbeck or whatever her name is, is the only one with half a brain. The rest wouldn't make good dog food.

07-30-2010, 06:26 AM	#6
Zane71464 Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: Ohio NRA Member Contributor Posts: 5,371	Re: If I only had a brain I think I heard somewhere when Obozo was asked about the "controversy" about being on a talk show, and he replied something to the effect that," it was the only show Mrs. Obozo watches", something to that effect... I wonder if "she" watches FOX NEWS? Or maybe she is too busy to watch TV due to her non-stop effort trying to solve America's economy situation, or busy on the site of the Gulf Oil Disaster, relentlesly on BP's arse's to get this situation solved and down there with our fellow Americans helping with the clean-up efforts? Maybe that's what takes up all her time being the first "Obozo Lady"??? __________________ Two Words; "Simple Man", song by Charlie Daniels sums up my thoughts on a "few things"!

07-30-2010, 09:37 AM	#7
Double D TFF Moderator/Host Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: North Florida Contributor Posts: 8,085	Re: If I only had a brain If Elizabeth would have called in sick we could have called in an air strike. __________________ I own a bunch of scary guns. You want em? Come and take em..... Liberalism is a serious, non curable, mental disorder... NRA LIFE MEMBER Oath Keepers Member NRA Certified Instructor 30 Yr CC permit holder.

07-30-2010, 09:55 AM	#8
wpage Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 1,471	Re: If I only had a brain If hot air could be harnesed and sold. This would be a show. __________________ "You shall recieve power" Acts 1:8 W

07-30-2010, 01:05 PM	#9
carver TFF Moderator/Host Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: DAV, Deep in the Pineywoods of East Texas, just west of Shreveport, LA Contributor Posts: 11,288	Re: If I only had a brain The solution to our energy crisis, hot air! __________________ Y'all be safe now, ya hear! Lamentations Chapter 5: 1. Remember, O LORD, what is come upon us: consider, and behold our reproach. 2. Our inheritance is turned to strangers, our houses to aliens. 3. We are orphans and fatherless, our mothers [are] as widows. 5. Our necks [are] under persecution: we labour, [and] have no rest. 16. The crown is fallen [from] our head: woe unto us, that we have sinned! 21. Turn thou us unto thee, O LORD, and we shall be turned; renew our days as of old.