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ibtrukn · 06-24-2003, 07:42 PM

Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing, he politely asked,

"What are you up to there, Nancy?"

"My goldfish died," replied Nancy tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him."

The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"

Nancy patted down the last heap of earth then replied,

"That's because he's inside your Damn cat."

SouthernMoss · 06-24-2003, 08:11 PM

IB, if Bob comes up missing, you're in BIIIIGGGGGGG trouble!!

Smokin Guns · 06-24-2003, 09:34 PM

I'm a'thinkin...

06-24-2003, 07:42 PM	#1
ibtrukn Advanced Senior Member Join Date: May 2001 Location: central N.J. Posts: 4,335	take that, cat Little Nancy was in the garden filling in a hole when her neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was doing, he politely asked, "What are you up to there, Nancy?" "My goldfish died," replied Nancy tearfully, without looking up, "and I've just buried him." The neighbor was concerned, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?" Nancy patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because he's inside your Damn cat." -->

06-24-2003, 09:34 PM	#3
Smokin Guns Advanced Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: "Gun Culture Members Clubhouse"... Posts: 4,463	I'm a'thinkin... Attached Images __________________

06-24-2003, 08:11 PM	#2
SouthernMoss Admin Tech Staff Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: SW MS Contributor Posts: 10,651	IB, if Bob comes up missing, you're in BIIIIGGGGGGG trouble!!