Sex, yes, no, mebbe?

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>
> "I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome
things
> >that money can buy."
> >--Tom Clancy
> >
> >"You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither."
> >--Steve Martin
> >
> >"Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner,
you'd
> >better have a good hand."
> >--Woody Allen
> >
> >"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday
> night."
> >--Rodney Dangerfield
> >
> >"There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal,
> >particularly in women. Chief among these is the Mercedes-Benz 380SL."
> >--Lynn Lavner
> >
> >"Leaving sex to the feminists is like letting your dog vacation at the
> >taxidermist."
> >--Matt Barry
> >
> >"Sex at age 90 is like trying to shoot pool with a rope."
> >--Camille Paglia
> >
> >"Sex is one of the nine reasons for reincarnation. The other eight are
> >unimportant."
> >--George Burns
> >
> >"Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole
> relationships."
> >--Sharon Stone
> >
> >"My girlfriend always laughs during sex---no matter what she's reading."
> >--Steve Jobs (Founder, Apple Computers)
> >
> >"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
> >--Jack Nicholson
> >
> >"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but
he
> >never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
> >--Barbara Bush
> >(Former US First Lady, and you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humor)
> >
> >"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's
genitals
> >through his wallet."
> >--Robin Williams
> >
> >"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the
only
> >time of the month that I can be myself."
> >--Roseanne
> >
> >"Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."
> >--Billy Crystal
> >
> >"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable
undressing
> >in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say
> that
> >women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."
> >--Robert De Niro
> >
> >"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are
> having
> >allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling.
> So
> >what's the problem?"
> >--Dustin Hoffman
> >
> >"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think, I know
> >what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked."
> >--Jerry Seinfeld
> >
> >"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like
> and
> >just give her a house."
> >--Rod Stewart
> >
> >"See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only
> enough
> >blood to run one at a time."
> >--Robin Williams
>
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