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07-14-2003, 04:37 PM
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A Detective Story
This is a detective story so pay close attention!
Three elderly ladies are excited about seeing their first Diamondbacks baseball game. They smuggle a bottle of Jack Daniel's into the ball park. The game is real exciting and they are enjoying themselves immensely mixing the Jack Daniel's with soft drinks. Soon they realize that the bottle is almost gone and the game has a lot of innings to go. Based on the given information, what inning is it and how many players are on base? Think! Think some more!! You're gonna love it...... Answer: It's the bottom of the fifth and the bags are loaded! |
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07-14-2003, 04:45 PM
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GROOOOOAAAAAANNNNNNN...............
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07-15-2003, 09:26 AM
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Aaaaaccccccckkkkk. SM you need to get out for an evening.
 
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07-15-2003, 09:30 AM
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Sorry! The joke was so bad, I couldn't resist.
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07-15-2003, 09:37 AM
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Yep, beancounter joke if I ever saw one.
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07-15-2003, 09:41 AM
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Takes one to know one!
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07-15-2003, 09:44 AM
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Guilty as charged.
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07-16-2003, 06:20 PM
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This is indeed a truly worthy horror,....
on a par with the Story of Abdullah the Leper....
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