Vive le cops

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>An American tourist in London found himself needing to go to
>the bathroom something terrible. After a long search he just
>couldn't find any public bathroom to relieve himself. So he
>went down one of the side streets to take care of business.
>Just as he was unzipping, a London police officer showed up.
>"Look here, old chap, what are you doing?" the officer asked.
>"I'm sorry," the American replied, but I really gotta go."
>"You can't do that here," the officer told him. "Look, follow me."
>The police officer led him to a beautiful garden with lots of
>grass, pretty flowers, and manicured hedges.
>"Here," said the policeman, "whiz away."
>The American tourist shrugged, turned, unzipped, and started
>urinating on the flowers. "Ahhh," he said in relief. Then turning
>toward the officer, he said, "This is very nice of you. Is this
>British courtesy?"
>"No," retorted the policeman. "It's the French Embassy."